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Zombie Preparedness Training

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So the other day, I'm at the cash register at REI and the staff are buzzing about how excited they are that Zombie Preparedness Training is finally coming to their store. I thought they must be kidding, so I went home and googled it. Sure enough, there it was! I fully intend to go to one of these classes and report back. I’ve survived hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes. My real fear? The boogie man.

"In today's class, we'll talk about how to neutralize a zombie with a cast-iron skillet..."

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