Hey! You, with that tea bag - STOP RIGHT THERE.
Oh, don't get me wrong - tea bags are amazing inventions, triumphs of modern living and so on (and we wouldn't stock them if we didn't think so). It's just that...we couldn't help noticing the lack of loose leaf tea on your shelves over there. You know, the "fancy" stuff. What's that you're saying? You can't see the point in faffing around when you can just pop a bag into the pot and have done with it? Oh dear.