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From the Onion: Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal

Zachary Slobig

"As they scoured the Internet for more juicy details about former CIA director David Petraeus’ affair with biographer Paula Broadwell, Americans were reportedly horrified today upon learning that a protracted, bloody war involving U.S. forces is currently raging in the nation of Afghanistan."

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  • Vast Shadow

    Also you read a lot about pedophilia... An yet no other country has sex scandals or pedophilia in their news... Oh wait, what is legal over there... Public beating, human trafficing... Yet, so many American companies like to put businesses over there. That is Microsoft & HP for you!