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Sexual Healing: Famous Pianist Serenades Endangered Tortoises, To Get Them In The Mood

Hannah Wasserman

Yep. This is real. "When you're an endangered species, people will do anything to help you get busy. For a few Galapagos tortoises at the London zoo, that meant bringing in the world's most successful pianist for a private concert." Unfortunately, the tortoises were not impressed. I know these guys are old, but they're not THAT old, London Zoo. Next time, try some Marvin Gaye or maybe a little Frank Ocean. When all else fails, get Tyrese in there-- they'll never know what hit 'em.

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