Hostility?

Kim Jong Il demands America be less hostile. He says this while trying to shoot a nuclear missile at us, which doesn’t really make any sense, because he is the one being hostile. The real question is, at what point does the amazing puppet from Team America stop being the go-to picture across the internet for any and all North Korea-related writing? Matt and Trey must be so pleased.

Also, check out this video about the training of Il’s personal bodyguards. One aspect seems to be having a large amount of concrete set around your head, and then having it smashed with a sledgehammer. Just in case this happens while protecting the Glorious Leader.