- October 5, 2006 • 9:22 am PDT
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Mr. Robert Johnson, do you have trouble flying? That's because your name is on the "no-fly list," along with people like Saddam Hussein (probably not flying anytime soon), the President of Bolivia (probably not a terrorist), and anyone named Gary Smith or John Williams (famous composers included). Will Mr. Robert Johnson ever be able to fly free of strip searches? No, says the government, because "they do have the name of a person who's a known or suspected terrorist." That's not the terrorist's name, you idiots, that's the name they made up because it's really common. Luckily, Osama Bin Laden is on the list. So, if he ever tries to get on a plane with his Afghan driver's license, we'll know not to let him on.
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