Oxymorons

Now that one of their own has been outed for his really bad behavior, secretly gay Republicans on Capitol Hill are wary of a witch hunt to cull gay staffers and congressmen from the ranks of the Republican party. This begs the incredibly obvious question: "why, as a gay person would you possibly decide to represent a party that is liable to witch hunt you for being gay?" No, really, it begs that question. We have no conceivable answer.