A Good Case for NOT Being a College Grad

Normally, as a rule I try to ignore the nonsense that fuzzy head college grads come up with, but THIS particular hijink was too good to pass up...
Now then, we all have a primal fear of being maimed and eaten by a predator of some type, be it a bear, a mountain lion or even a shark and therein lies the basis of this article.  Seems that the fuzzy heads at the University of Tampa in Fla have been endeavoring to conduct experiemtns as to just HOW STRONG A SHARKS BITE IS...UH HUH!  Yeah, THAT'S THE TICKET...seems like they have failed to conduct these so called experiments due to THE EXPERIMENTAL INTRACTABILITY OF THESE ANIMALS...well...duh...and NO SHIT!  but it gets BETTER my dear brain dead readers... the maniacally moronic and skillfully stupid fuzzy heads at the University of Tampa have reasoned that a sharks bite is actually WIMPY...Yeah...right!  THEY claim that POUND FOR POUND, SHARKS DON'T BITE HARD AT ALL...
OOOOOOOOOOKAY!  and HERE is where it gets even more raucously and rambunctiously IGNORANT...their conclusions come from using BIOMECHANICAL MODELS...and...they also KNOCKED OUT SMALL SHARKS such as sand sharks and THEN STIMULATED THEIR JAWS WITH ELECTRICAL SHOCKS...then the maniacs have stated that "Our analyses show that large sharks do not bite hard for their body size but simply do a lot of damage because THEY HAVE SHARP teeth..well...NO SCREAMING DOG SHIT there Prof...!  But they do go on to say that that a twenty foot GREAT WHITE can and DOES BITE THORUGH ANYTHING IT COMES ACROSS...REALLY?...I say this, put the fuzzy heads into a tank with a hammerhead, a tiger and a bull shark, throw some blood in the water and let the FUZZY HEADS FIND OUT HOW FRIGGIN' HARD A SHARK REALLY DOES BITE.  Then that way, there can be no question amid their agonized dying screams as they are bitten and eviscerated.  Here's ONE MOREthing, this IS WHERE precious grant money goes instead of trying to find a way to feed the homeless or provide medical for the indigent.  Any parents out there that want to send their kids to college so they won't be brain dead, DO NOT SEND THEM TO THE UNIVERSITY OF TAMPA, Fla...they may be used as shark bait or educated in stupid pursuits...