10 Creative ways to solve the BP oil crisis
Hi everyone, Ben and I hit the top 10 ways to solve this BP oil crisis!
10. Summon Captain Planet, as long as he wasn’t trapped in the oil spill, as that would pretty much kill him.
09. Call Super Man, he will freeze it all with his deep breath, and then chuck the big ice cube into space.
08. Take the traditional American approach, wage war against the oil as it is invading US shores.
07. Get Tom Cruise and his gang (Scientology) to use their space ships to eradicate the oil.
06. Get the Bale to shout it away.
05. Use the monster machine from Scooby Doo 2, to turn it into a tar monster, and deal with the monster later.
04. Get Moses to part the oil, then sell it back to BP like the Capitalist he is.
03. Put an ad out in America saying “The oil spill needs a home” And wait for Anglea Jolie or Madonna to adopt it.
02. Pretend it didn’t happen.
01. Bring in Bruce Willis, as he so perfectly illustrated in Armageddon.
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