Designer Stefan Bucher's Medals Award the Trials of Modern Love
Have you endured up to six months of involuntary abstinence while in a committed relationship? Bravely placed your toothbrush into the caddy of another? Designer Stefan G. Bucher thinks that you should ge
The Persistent Online Dating Campaign Medal
Awarded for: Engaging in a sustained effort of online dating across multiple sites for a period of at least one year.
Medal: Three-dimensional heart fashioned from silicon and
The Presidential Medal for Bravery in the Face of Unknown Nudity
Medal: Mirrorlike chrome finish.
Ribbon: Ten parallel flesh-colored stripes range from pale to dark, symbolizing the naked rainbow of revealed humanki
The Six-Month Involuntary Abstinence Cross
Awarded for: Enduring a period of undesired celibacy (unrelated to medical issues) lasting six months or longer while in a committed relationship
Ribbon: Yellow, bleached of hop
The Alien Toiletry Immigration Award
Awarded for: The peaceful introduction of one person’s toiletry items into the other’s home bathroom environment.
Medal: Minted from sterling silver, a compound with actua
The Gallantry Cross
Medal: Awarded in bronze (opening doors, pulling out chairs, laughing at mediocre jokes), silver (paying for dinner and a show, observing “ladies first” to a fault), or gold (heroic gestures abov
The Shadow-of-a-Doubt Medal of Creeping Disenchantment
Awarded for: Recognizing the first tendrils of concern about the long-term viability of an outwardly healthy relationship, based on anything from long-ignored basic disagre
The Worst-of-Times Medal for Breakup Survival
Awarded for: Experiencing the universally excruciating demise of a once-cherished relationship.
Medal: Badly corroded copper with multiple scuffs, cuts, and abrasions, with a
The Exalted Order of the Honey Bear for Successful Pet-Name Exchange
Medal: Bronze, with a delightful honey glaze.
Ribbon: Four vertical stripes (left to right): brown (muffin), white (sugar), dark brown (cookie), and pink (sweet
The One-in-a-Million Medal of True Love Recognition and Reciprocation
Ribbon: Sky blue with radiating beams of gold united by a thin line of lovely red.
On Reverse: “’Tis brave to search for love but bra