OH MY GAWD! Look! It's ANOTHER YEAR! Woo Hoo!

I've never been the deliacate, geeky type, more on the rough and tumble side of things and the more I see of this insanity that we call a world, the more I am well justified in living in a well secluded mountain area of this GREAT COUNTRY of ours.  Parents abuse their children, children abuse their parents, kids stultify thier brains on bastardized grain juice and illicit chemicals, adults stultify thier brains on bastardized grain juice and illicit chemicals, human beings kill each other off like they're ordering lunch not too mention the myriad thousands of other horrors we deliver on our fellow human beings on a DAILY BASIS.  So, here it is ANOTHER YEAR and have we as a race of sentient beings learned one damn thing from all of this horror?  I don't think so!  OH...wait a minute...YES, WE HAVE!...We have learned to create a concept and craft the NEXT BETTER WEAPON with which we will use to kill our fellow human beings in a more efficient and explosive way...Yeah...now THAT'S PROGRESS!  UH HUH!  Look at us! WE  have devolved to become this wholly bloodthirsty race of upright walking, shotgun toting, booze swilling, drug ingesting, race hating, narrow minded, tunnel visioned, greedy and just downright crazed species...NOW, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL? ...WHAT?  YOU don't believe me?  Ahhhhh shuckins...I can prove it!  LOOK AT THIS:  Have you ever seen a squirrel sit at a computer with grahics for hours on end and finally come up witha weapon that will destroy his fellow squirrels?  Have you ever seen a giraffe go to college to become a nuclear physics fuzzy head, have you ever seen a silver back gorilla direct a military operation, except for that mindless Planet of the Apes thing and I hate to break it to you there bunky, but those were actually PEOPLE in those monkey get ups.  Have you ever seen a red tail hawk looking for ammunition to kill it's prey with ...so, get your finger out of your nose, stop scratching your more than ample buttocks, and GET UP AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE with this year, I'm NO theologian by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm fairly certain that the Higher Power did NOT put us here or INTEND for us to become these savages that we have.   By the way, if you got your widdle feewings hurt, like I really care!, can't take the truth?, you know you CAN go and read Dear Abby or Dear Prudence or some other mindless, inane drivel that PASSES for entertainment or hotiy toity society information, OR... YOU could take my advice and get your fat ass cheeks up offa that sofa and DO SOMETHING POSITIVE, CREATIVE AND LASTING.  MY case has been made...DEAL WITH IT!