He claims that any woman who disagrees is “undersexed.”
Every day presents a fresh opportunity for a man online to tell all women how he feels about them. Today’s culprit is none other than Alexander J.A. Cortes, the speaker and writer who boasts the ability to “optimize your life.”
In case you’re not familiar with his work, he once went viral for mansplaining why women shouldn’t dye their hair, and now he’s back with a fresh axe to grind.
In Cortes’ latest piece of performance art (which is unfortunately just his real personality), he unironically laid out a bonkers explainer list on “How to be a Beautiful Woman.
This is truly the apex of flaming trash no one asked for, and yet, here we are swimming in this overheated dumpster.
\nHow to be a Beautiful Woman
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
- Be thin
- Be able to cook
- Have long hair
- Wear make-up
- Be feminine
- Be graceful
- Be Sensual
- Shave (should without saying)
- Be fashionable
- Wear pink and feminine colors
- Love men
- Listen to men
Stay classy ladies!
Before the backlash poured out in its full and vivacious glory, Cortes followed his ambitious list up with disclaimers stating that any women who disagree with it are “undersexed” and angry.
\nYou can use this list to vet women
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
If you show them this list and they become angry, that lets you know that they are harpies that you never want to breed with
and that they would be terrible mothers
stay woke kings
He even posted a selfie to really get women lusting over his infinite knowledge of desirability.
\nI see a lot of you women are desperate for my validation and attention
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
Here’s a selfie that you can use to satisfy your fantasies pic.twitter.com/7W9qSmYP9P
\nBased on these replies, a lot of you poor women sound like you’re under fucked
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
That is unfortunate
If you follow the lessons on the list, you can become a woman that Masculine men are attracted to
Contact me to learn how to be beautiful https://t.co/zNvAjrqfeC
\nI have a personal policy that I only talk to women who are 8+s on a 10 scale
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
so if I ignore your reply, don’t feel bad
you can probably upgrade yourself if you follow the roadmap that I’ve given you
Beauty can always be learned
He even laid out his exhausting, cliché, and heteronormative expectations of women as indicators of their “wife value,” which is a fictional currency men in the Red Pill community created to devalue women that scare them.
\nOne day you might want to get married
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
Your wife value will matter
There is a roadmap for this as well https://t.co/YFrFt1aIJB
His fat-shaming and bonkers beauty expectations would suggest he views himself as a sort of modern-day Gaston, traipsing about the village with an impossible neck, waiting for his Belle.
\nIf you’re angry, it might be because your excess bodyfat is causing hormonal fluctuations that make you emotional
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019\n
You can fix this by working out and going to the gym and unfatting Yourself
Fit women are pretty women https://t.co/R3BCeSa72l
\nPay attention to all the women that react adversely to this thread Gentlemen
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 22, 2019\n
What you'll observe here is the peak of Delusional feminism, women who believe that simply because they exist, they are "valuable" despite being bitchy & horrifying
More redflags than a Chinese parade
After doubling down on his cartoonish brand of misogyny, Cortes dedicated another selfie to all the women that want to “hate fuck” him.
\nOne more photo for all the women who read this and want to hate fuck me SO BAD pic.twitter.com/lr34ubiXEK
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 22, 2019\n
Unsurprisingly, his unbelievable existence and wildly outdated views on women and relationships ushered in a proper dragging.
\nYou are genuinely, and I mean this truthfully and sincerely, not remotely physically attractive to me.
— Miranda #FBPE @mirandoch) February 22, 2019\n
\nWell I for one am absolutely shattered that my dream of having a man who looks like he uses his own tears as lubricant love me will never come to fruition. This is truly a dark day.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) February 22, 2019\n
\n(This disgusted look also applies to the “men & women” who liked this nonsense he’s posted, &/or are responding to it positively.) pic.twitter.com/sDJ4Mktcmr
— Charity Locklear (@chattycat_83) February 22, 2019\n
\nThe guy from high school who still begs you to get the band back together so he can play the bass; he still shows up to high school parties and touches teenage girl's neck and hair.
— Dumpster Diver (@HedgehogClown) February 22, 2019\n
— Katie Compa (@katiecompa) February 22, 2019\n\n
People truly cannot believe he’s real, but if you dive into his social media, he seems to be genuinely drinking the Kool-Aid.
\nDUDE. DO U ACTUALLY ASK THE WAITER FOR EXTRA WATER (UNTOUCHED) AND AN EXTRA PLATE AND STUFF TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE UR ON A DATE???pic.twitter.com/jM6yTKe24p
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) February 22, 2019\n
\nListen to men
— My Name is My Name (@rfpcrawford) February 22, 2019\n
— Stephanie (@SnuSnuDungeon) February 22, 2019\n\n
\nI'm like 7 of those things. Guess I'm a beautiful woman.
— C-Rex (@C_Effin_Rex) February 22, 2019\n
— god is an indian and youre an asshole (@Eldritchipster) February 22, 2019\n\n
He brought all of this on himself.
\nLets play who wore it best pic.twitter.com/oc3QlOmGao
— Dave (@pittdave13) February 22, 2019\n
His tweet inspired a few response lists with suggestions for men.
\nHow to be a handsome man
— Amanda ZZ© (@AmandaZZ100) February 21, 2019\n
- jacked
- able to cook
- proper hair cut
- clean, presentable & fashionable
-masculine - (even in pink)
- lithe, fit
-sensual ( without being ridiculous)
-solvent
-clean shaven
-Love & listen to women.
Get classy gentlemen!
\nHow to be a tool
— ghost dog. (@JeetoCheesus) February 22, 2019\n
- Write tweets like this
The End
Honestly, it’s mildly terrifying and deeply depressing that Cortes actually walks around the world with these alien ideas about women. However, in the very least, he has given the internet so many jokes in the process.
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