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Sexual Healing: Famous Pianist Serenades Endangered Tortoises, To Get Them In The Mood
Yep. This is real. "When you're an endangered species, people will do anything to help you get busy. For a few Galapagos tortoises at the London zoo, that meant bringing in the world's most successful pianist for a private concert." Unfortunately, the tortoises were not impressed. I know these guys are old, but they're not THAT old, London Zoo. Next time, try some Marvin Gaye or maybe a little Frank Ocean. When all else fails, get Tyrese in there-- they'll never know what hit 'em.
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SimpleJosh commented about 17 hours ago