Shop Owner Diagnoses Problem With American Politics After Obama Hug Incites Yelp War

People have been hating on a pizza shop on Yelp after the hug heard 'round the world. A lot of the one-star comments and nasty reviews showed up, to later be removed and replaced with positive comments. Said Scott Van Duzer, owner of Big Apple Pizza & Pasta: "There's no middle line anymore, and that's exactly what's wrong with our country right now."