Go Directly To Jail
If we were in jail, we'd take some small comfort in knowing our confinement was making less of an environmental impact than other jails. Also, if our jail was using wind power, there would probably be a great chance of a blackout that we could use to start a prison riot to facilitate our escape, and..
Boston Globe curmudgeon-in-residence Alex Beam gets very angry at the scolders in the environmental movement. And we agree. No one likes to hear that their lifestyle would take 5.8 earths to sustain. Also, no one really believes that is true. And, no one has 5 billion dollars to only use wind blown wood..
Sniffing The Cork
When those plastic corks first started appearing, and people said they were good because they both preserve the wine better and save cork. Well, now as they catch on more and more, it turns out that if we stop using cork, it's going to really mess with a lot of people and animals. So, now you want..