Graduates from Royal College of Art have discovered a way to turn hair cuttings, into sustainable eyewear named “Hair Glasses”

It's not quite what we were hoping for, but at least people high up in the government are getting behind stopping carbon emissions. In exchange for mutation-causing radiation. We've got our potassium iodide (bananas and fish.... Mmmm) stockpiled, but it's possible we wouldn't take it if we were..