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Dealbreaker: I Can't Afford Him

I grew up lower middle class and was the fourth owner of my Honda Accord. He could fly around the world if he happened to wake up bored.

In our Dealbreakers series, exes report on the habit, belief, or boxer brief that ended the affair.

I met him on the eighth floor of the university library. He asked if he could use my calculator, then sidled over to my table to complain about how long he would be on the bus that evening. I offered to give him a ride home, but after we left campus, he refused to tell me where he lived. So I brought him back to my place.

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