The Washington Post is running out of ideas; "Bob would like you to know that he has had it with the jokes."

This is a messy one. It seems that attorney David Roth-no, not Diamond Dave of Van Halen/spandex fame, that would be too awesome-has confirmed that former Rep. Mark Foley has committed himself to rehab in the wake of his resignation Friday. In a twist of irony that only US Politics could deliver, Foley,..