Aaron Leitko

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Dealbreaker: She's Never Had a Job

Not even a high school gig bagging groceries at the corner store.


In our Dealbreakers series, exes report on the habit, belief, or boxer brief that ended the affair.

She was my big college crush. My only college crush, really—a woman for whom I undertook a sustained four-year campaign of pained pining via reams of AOL IM conversations, hours of long-distance phone calls, and a barrage of mix CDs so leaden with lovelorn balladry that I wouldn’t be surprised if the track lists spelled-out “H-E-A-R-T M-E, P-L-E-A-S-E” in acrostic.

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