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Dealbreaker: She's a Dog Person

Mary had a tremendous sense of humor, a dancer’s body, and an utterly devastating smile, but she was also an insufferable dog person.



I’d faced off with romantic rivals in the past, but Dutch was the only one who’d ever tried to lick my asshole.



Mary had a tremendous sense of humor, a dancer’s body, and an utterly devastating smile, but she was also an insufferable dog person. Worst of all, and despite being an exceptional woman in almost every
 other regard, she didn’t seem to mind that her emotionally needy 100-pound mastiff insisted on being present while we made it.


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