Look, there’s nothing wrong with being vegan. In fact, it’s great for the environment, and a lot of vegan food and beverages are delicious. I will absolutely spend five dollars on an oat milk latte, thank you very much.
It’s hard out here for a person in desperate need to get their hands on some fresh breast milk for their toddler. Someone online shared a text conversation that took a turn when she wouldn’t give the person the amount of breast milk that they wanted. You can find literally anything on the internet.
Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow announced that her baby’s name was Apple, it’s been a damn free-for-all out here. You can’t attend a toddler sing-a-long class without being introduced to someone’s son named Wood Chip, or something of that nature.