A colorful term with curious meanings takes on the recession.

When you’re as financially clueless as I am, it takes a lot to get your attention. Ominous personal debt and global financial catastrophe both go right over my head, which is more focused on where I can find a dish of ice cream as big as a polar bear cub.


So I appreciate the vividness of “double-dip recession,” a term for a two-headed economic meltdown that’s been in the news. Of course, the colorful, alliterative phrase “double dip” is well-known because of Seinfeld, but there are dozens of established meanings that involve politics, sports, and academia. Over time, the English language has gobbled up far more than two scoops of this term.

So what is a double-dip recession, and why are there so many hand-wringing headlines about it lately? Loosely speaking, the issue is whether the economy will continue to recover or shrivel back to a recession-like state. To get more technical about it, Investopedia defines a double-dip recession as: “When gross domestic product (GDP) growth slides back to negative after a quarter or two of positive growth.” In other words, it’s “a recession followed by a short-lived recovery, followed by another recession.” You’d better hide the children before finishing this sentence, but they also mention the possibility of a triple dip.

On a less financially apocalyptic note, “double dip”—like “spongeworthy,” “yada yada,” “regifting,” “shrinkage,” and so many other words—was given a forceful linguistic push by Seinfeld in the 1990s. The patron schmuck of the double-dip was George Costanza, who committed a faux pas at a wake:

Timmy: What are you doing??

George: What??

Timmy: Did— Did you just double-dip that chip??

George: Excuse me??

Timmy: You double-dipped the chip!?

George: Double-dipped? What are you talking about?

?Timmy: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.?

George: So??

Timmy: That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it!

That exchange—from the 1993 episode “The Implant”—lodged the expression in the popular vocabulary, and even led some scientists to study just how bacteria-spreading the double-dip is. But it wasn’t an original coinage. The sense of a double dip as shady behavior wasn’t new either, as the same flavor of chicanery extends to other meanings. As far back as 1975, the Oxford English Dictionary has examples of double-dipping that refer to holding two jobs, or receiving a pension from one while working another, as demonstrated in this 1978 use: “‘Double-dipping’, in which retired military personnel draw their pensions while working in other government jobs, would be prohibited.” As Newsweek recently noted, such double dippers have become common. In my other job as a college instructor, I warn students against a different kind of double dip: when a student turns in the same exact work for more than one class, which is unethical, or at least unacceptable.

Other meanings lack a common thread beyond the number two. The Historical Dictionary of American Slang shows “double dip” used as a synonym for a baseball doubleheader, while I’ve spotted it referring to a football player who plays both offense and defense. On Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, a double dip involves taking a second attempt at a question; I haven’t watched the show enough to claim full knowledge of the “Double Dip Lifeline,” but I presume it’s more sanitary and socially acceptable than Costanza’s. Douple Dip is also the name of a candy that includes a “swizzelstick to twizzle around in the fizz.” When I suggested this column to my editor, she said the term “just feels kind of vulgar to me for some reason.” Maybe her word aversion is caused by some of the meanings on Urban Dictionary, which certainly do have a high ick factor.

Such sleaze is a long way from the original meaning, which brings us back to my favorite food group: ice cream. The original sense referred to two scoops of ice cream dipped in chocolate or something else equally awesome. The OED’s earliest citation, from 1936, mentions “small double-dip stands” which were unfortunately “having a hard time.” Could a double-dip recession have crippled the double-dip ice cream biz?

I have no idea, but it’s clear that moving from the joy of ice cream to the turd sandwich of a recession is a long journey for a word. “Double dip” is an extraordinarily flexible phrase that will probably continue accumulating new meanings as long as things come in twos and we enjoy alliteration, which is just as seductive and appealing as rhyme. In the bank of language, double dip is no chump change.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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