This is part nine of Stiv Wilson’s tour to better understand how plastic ends up in the ocean. Read the previous installments here.

Richard Lang and Judith Selby Lang met on the beach: Two artists, from two different walks of life, find each other collecting plastic flotsam on California’s Kehoe Beach over a decade ago. As if it’s fated, they fall in love.

Visiting with them at their house, which doubles as a studio, I’m blown away by there beach plastic collection. Typically, beach plastic nerds have big, nasty piles all over the place—but not the Langs. It’s like a curiosity shop of garbage organized in jars and displayed with a curator’s eye. As I survey all the stuff they’ve collected, Richard pulls a little flat plastic stick from a pile and asks me if I know what it is.

At first, I’m puzzled, but then it dawns on me: “It’s one of those little cheese spreader thingies for those Kraft cheese and cracker snack packs.” Richard smiles. They have piles of them. Piles. It’s bizarre to think that this one distinct plastic item is so prevalent in the ocean that one could have a collection of them. After spending a month talking about dead birds and poisoned oceans, I find this little plastic cheese spreader particularly despairing.


Judith pulls out a plastic toy identification guide from the 1940s. Richard opens to a page and then produces a small toy train and points to its facsimile in the book. It was found on Kehoe Beach, and it’s a an artifact from the North Pacific Gyre: It has probably been circulating there for nearly 70 years and it remains remarkably intact. “It’s been a particularly productive spring for old plastic,” says Richard.

What’s important understand about oceanic gyres is that they move around a bit, sort of mysteriously, depending on wind patterns and other seasonal variations. It’s currently being posited that a dominant westerly flow for the past six months has been pushing the garbage patch up against North America and that that’s why we’re finding all sorts of decades-old plastic on the beach.

As we arrive at Kehoe Beach, I watch Richard and Judith. Until now, I’ve looked at beach garbage as nothing more than trash. But they teach me plastic taxonomy, synthetic aesthetics. Judith produces a black tube-like piece of plastic about the size of a pen. It comes from the oyster industry, used to space them in beds. They show me a part of shotgun shell that holds BBs, probably a bullet casing ejected for bird hunting in an estuary that flowed out to sea.

But no matter how interpret this experience, one thing remains—Kehoe is trashed. It’s still overwhelming; it still hurts the soul. On the ride back Richard asks me, “What did you see?” I tell him about how I’ve begun to look at beach plastic differently after looking at it with him and Judith, but that I still feel pain from seeing such ugliness everywhere.

“The opposite of beauty is not ugliness,” he says, “it’s indifference. And an artist is never indifferent.” I nod. Because that’s what we’re fighting here: indifference.

Stiv Wilson is a freelance writer/photographer and the communications director for the 5gyres.org Project. He lives in Portland, Oregon. Next up: did you know all chewing gum is made of plastic? Learn about Beth Terry of Fake Plastic Fish and her mission to teach the world how to eliminate plastic from one’s life.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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