The Collider’s Data Infrastructure Will Be the Real Breakthrough


On Wednesday, scientists in Geneva shot a proton beam through a 17-mile circular tunnel crisscrossing the Franco-Swiss border. The British media called the occasion “Big Bang Day.” Luddites worldwide trembled in anticipation of black holes. And, somewhat inevitably, a YouTube video of lab-coated physicists rapping about it peaked at over a million views.More than twenty years in the making, the Large Hadron Collider is an awesome accomplishment, the scientific behemoth of our age. It has overcome copious hurdles: our era of fierce nationalism, the limits of technology, the sheer logistical nightmare of its own operation. And, while its imminent revelations about the nature of matter will undoubtedly occupy the scientific limelight over the next few years, it’s these logistics that I’m interested in.This is because, unbeknownst to many, the LHC has a secret weapon: the Grid.It’s a solution to one of the LHC’s most important problems: the 15 Petabytes of data it will spit out annually, none of which can just be stored on site at the CERN in Switzerland. Rather, the data needs to be globally parceled out to the 7,000 physicists involved in the project.Hence the Grid: a system of dedicated 10 gigabit per second fiber-optic cables connecting the LHC’s monumental magnetic detectors directly to the CERN computing center, then throughout the world in a three-tiered system. First, the raw data is tossed onto tape storage, then transmitted on the fiber-optic cables to 11 “Tier One” research facilities responsible for redistributing it to 150 “Tier Two” centers, mostly universities, located all around the world. Arriving there via standard Internet protocols, the data is disseminated to physicists worldwide for their irreplaceable real-live human scrutiny.The history of the Internet is dotted with sporadic jumps in speed and efficiency, but this tops them all: the Grid is 10,000 times faster than the fastest existing broadband. It’s huge. I could throw around approximations like, “it would take 25 days to transfer the 400,000 movies on IMDB,” but suffice to say it’s a massive upgrade from the kinds of Internet speeds we’re used to.It’s appropriate that the CERN would implement this system. After all, the research facility was fundamental in implementing the Internet protocols that would enable me to sit at my kitchen table and interface blindly with a nebulous and globally-distributed network of information. I see it as inevitable that the Grid, or a system like it, is going to mold our communications, our media, our daily lives, in ways we can’t possibly imagine or predict.The computer scientist and sci-fi scribe Vernor Vinge, no uncertain proponent of the Technological Singularity theory, wrote that (.pdf) “every time our ability to access information and to communicate it to others is improved…we have achieved an increase over natural intelligence.” What he meant was that the end of the human era (which he argued would occur “[not before ] 2005 or after 2030”) would happen as large computer networks and their users “woke up” as a separate intelligent entity. A doomsday with a whimper, not a bang; “even the largest avalanches are triggered by small things,” Vinge added.Could such a small thing as a new network cause such an avalanche? Will the combination of the Grid’s speed and its implicit access to the dark secrets of the physical universe enable it to start connecting the dots?Sure, it’s sci-fi, but our understanding of intelligence is dubious. The Internet contains more information, and has more chaotic (and almost “natural”) complexity, than any intentional Artificial Intelligence project; and what secret, what dark and troubled corner of humanity, does it not contain, somewhere? If we could figure out a way to make it understand our questions, could the Internet pass a Turing test? Undoubtedly, yes, although we may be surprised at what it would tell us about ourselves.Of course, I don’t foresee the Grid going Skynet on us. But if the history of the Internet tells us anything, it’s that we can’t predict the nature of its evolution. Besides, Vinge wasn’t spooking us when he wrote that “even the egalitarian view of an Internet that wakes up along with all mankind can be viewed as a nightmare.” Vinge’s “egalitarian view” seems strangely probable, and especially nightmarish in the case of the Grid because it is so intimately linked to a fountainhead of certain scientific revolution.A prediction: even if the Large Hadron Collider offers us final, unquestionable answers about the nature of the Universe, it’s the Grid that will change the world, slipping in like a legislative footnote and blooming, the final nail in the coffin of the twentieth century.Let’s just hope it’s on our side.Photo from MSNBC

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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