How MySpace killed the radio star and our collective musical culture

The internet keeps telling me what a good thing it is that major labels have lost control of the music business. You know: Digital recording lets musicians make inexpensive, professional-quality records at home. Online distribution allows bands to reach listeners without the interference of narrow-minded mainstream gatekeepers.Then how come music is such a train wreck? Visit MySpace and you’re confronted by more than two million artists, presented in a way that gives equal weight to Bob Dylan and to primitive rants by some guy in a tinfoil hat. New music has disappeared from commercial radio. In an escalating race to anoint the next big thing, bloggers subject bands to withering scrutiny before they can even figure outwho they are. These days it seems that the best a new band can hope for is an anonymous music cue on Grey’s Anatomy.An uneasy truth remains: The shared experience that made music so dominant in our culture was the transitory product of a combination of record-company influence and radio play, and that moment has passed. It’s easy to list the ways that the record companies blew it: They ignored underground American rock for almost 20 years and almost missed out on the alt-rock explosion. They never rewrote their nonsensical recording contracts to give artists fair royalty accounting. Other than radio play, they never figured out a form of promotion that actually sold records. But there is no one who doesn’t recognize the importance of the music they released in the 50 years after World War II.

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How come music is such a train wreck?

The late Ahmet Ertegun cofounded Atlantic Records in 1947 with that most noble intention of avoiding a real job. He also wanted to record the exciting music he’d heard in black nightclubs. And as Atlantic recorded era-defining artists like Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin, profits were a welcome byproduct of the company’s real business: making great music.The reputation grew with the business. When Jimmy Page made the first Led Zeppelin album, he gave it to Atlantic without approaching another label. When the Rolling Stones left Decca in 1969, every company in the world pursued them; others offered more money, but the Stones bonded with Ertegun over a shared collector-geek obsession with old blues and R&B recordings. It became one of the most successful relationships in business history.Ertegun ultimately joined corporate America, selling Atlantic to Warner Brothers once he was convinced that new chairman Steve Ross would keep out of the way. No one in the boardroom really understood what was going on in the music division, but so long as the profits kept rolling in, Ross didn’t ask questions. And, for 20 years, Warner’s corporate disregard for the details of the music business became the model for every successful major label.But the compact disc was the beginning of the end for this laissez-faire corporate oversight. The changeover from vinyl to CDs forced consumers to repurchase their entire music collections, bringing the record companies unprecedented revenue. That money also caught Wall Street’s attention. By the mid-1990s, record companies had been absorbed by a new group of publicly traded companies for whom CDs were nothing more than widgets, and who looked at their music divisions and saw only mayhem and waste. There is an essential conflict between shareholder value and creativity, which is almost by definition an inefficient process. When your idea of success depends on orderly spreadsheets and predictable growth, music is a loser.The money available to actually pay musicians, studios, and engineers who know how to make records has also dried up. Labels still advance big money in pursuit of this quarter’s pop hit, but even those records are mostly made in home studios with little outside input. It’s as if Hollywood lost the nerve and the ability needed to make Lawrence of Arabia and Apocalypse Now and we were left with nothing but an endless loop of Kevin Smith movies.It’s almost impossible to accept that the cultural forces behind “Heartbreak Hotel” and “I Wanna Be Sedated” have melted away, but they have. The infinite choices provided by the digital world are only useful if you already know what you want to hear. What’s missing is the communal listening experience that gave 20th-century artists such great impact. Unless we invent some new form of broadcasting, we’ll have to accept that music may have gone the way of literary fiction: loved by a niche market but never again the primary means of cultural expression. If I made television, I’d be paying attention.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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