DIY fever has swept the home improvement, cooking, and beauty scenes like an enterprising virus, so it should come as no surprise that the “do it yourself” ideology is now making its way into the mixology world. Just ask Sandra Lee, host of the Food Network’s “Semi-Homemade,” who has been singing the praises of (semi)-homemade cocktails for decades.


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We all know how overcrowded, filthy, or just plain boring bars can be after too many Friday night visits; plus, a decent cocktail will really set you back. In Los Angeles, for example, the cost of a cocktail can range anywhere from $14 for a basic gin and tonic to $100 for a souped-up margarita—and that’s before you tip the struggling model who made it. According to First We Feast, James Bond likely pays a markup of 500% for his trademark martinis. Going for a vodka soda won’t do you much better, unfortunately, considering bar owners charge as much as an 830% markup for that hangover-inducing well liquor.

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All of the sudden, following in Aunt Sandy’s footsteps to craft delicious cocktails within the comfort of your own kitchen sounds like it might actually be more relaxing than paying someone to make it for you. Setting up your home bar can also be a creative process that adds architectural intrigue to your living space; just look at the bounty of inspirational posts on Pinterest for reference.

But becoming your own mixologist doesn’t happen overnight, and that’s where subscription cocktail boxes come into the picture. As any Birch Box fanatic knows, subscription boxes benefit consumers by providing the tools they need to either try new products or learn new skills conveniently. They also have what I like to call the Christmas present appeal: you forget you signed up for them in the first place and are delightfully surprised when a box shows up on your doorstep.

Shaker & Spoon, for example, offers subscription cocktail kits centered around a featured liquor. At $50 for a month-to-month subscription, $135 for three months, and $480 for a full year of boxes, you’ll certainly pay more than if you ran to the store for a bottle of Svedka and some cranberry cocktail—especially since the boxes don’t include the featured alcohol itself. However, they come with everything else you need to mix up a killer drink; the Campari box, for example, includes berry-flavored simple syrups, specialty bitters, orgeat syrup, and other mystery elixirs pro mixologists seem to cram into their signature drinks.

I had the chance to test the company’s Campari box, and not knowing the first thing about Campari, it gave me a good sense of how different flavors compliment one another. With easy instructions and a gorgeously designed kit, the Campari box gave me the confidence I needed to make boutique cocktails on my own—without having to leave my home or even put pants on. (Let’s be honest, it’s the pants-free factor that ultimately won me over.) And if you’re looking to get an even bigger bang for your buck, part of the proceeds from this month’s Mezcal box (which you can order through September) will go to Tequila Interchange Project (TIP), a nonprofit dedicated to supporting sustainable practices within the agave distilling industry.

On the other end of the spectrum, there are services that do all the cocktail-making legwork for you. Swig and Swallow offers bottles half-filled with mixer that customers can fill to the top with their liquor of choice. The founders say that unlike meal-prep boxes that focus on the communal act of making something, they aim to have consumers skip the sweat and move on to the fun part: drinking together.

Obviously, the biggest downside is that these boxes—like Shaker & Spoon—don’t come with liquor. When I asked Swig and Swallow’s CEO and founder April Wachtel why that is, she told me via email,

“From the start it was because of the crazy logistics, risk, and cost. Every state has their own liquor laws, and it’s a logistical nightmare to deal with it, especially with an online model. Also, I’d rather give people suggestions of spirits we love and the option to use what they have at home if they prefer. I think this is the best of both worlds.”

The best part of adding your own booze? Depending on how cheap you go with the liquor, the cost breakdown comes out to about $3 to $4 a cocktail, says Wachtel. Not bad when you consider all the work of prepping, juicing, measuring, and mixing has been done before the box ever arrives at your doorstep. And thanks to high-pressure processing (HPP), the mixers are shelf-stable for up to three months if kept refrigerated and unopened.

“Honestly, I made this for people like me,” says Wachtel. “I never serve cocktails (with juice) at home because when I’m planning parties there are a million other things to tend to, so wine or beer has always been easier. This is a one, maybe two step process (two if you decide to add chilled water in addition to the spirit for dilution purposes).”

Ultimately, bars still provide that automatic social aspect you’ll be hard-pressed to find at your Pinterest-worthy bar cart. Bars will continue to be hotspots for mingling singles, city dwellers with micro apartments, and newly legal drinkers looking to exercise their freedom as loudly and publicly as possible. You may not always need another human to whip up your favorite drink, but the bittersweet familiarity of your local pub, dive, or club may prove to be more crucial to our humanity than we’d like to admit.

That being said, being able to craft a drink of the same quality at home can be liberating. As with other DIY trends, being able to do something on your own can be just as valuable as the final product. With people craving more hands-on experiences, boxes and products like these could fill the gap between being inspired and actually making a no-fail, delicious drink. Now that’something we can all drink to.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
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    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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