The concept of a malevolent artificial intelligence has long been a staple in science and speculative fiction. From Harlan Ellison’s short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, to big-budget cinematic popcorn-munchers like The Matrix and The Terminator franchises, audiences delight at the notion that we might one day build a computer so smart, it decides humanity has become obsolete and leaves its creators in its wake. Even real world notables like cosmologist Stephen Hawking, computer pioneer Bill Gates, and battery-power baron Elon Musk have lined up to voice concerns about artificial intelligence. But for one company, angry A.I. isn’t something to be feared—it’s the key component to a good customer service experience.


Touchpoint Group, a New Zealand-based technology firm, is hard at work developing an artificial intelligence dedicated to being as angry as humanly (well, “robotically”) possible. Their goal: Create a sophisticated program to help companies learn how to best handle irate customers. As Touchpoint Group executive Frank van der Velden explained to The Australian:

“The end goal is to build an engine that can recommend solutions to companies — and we’re talking about the people at the frontline here — how they can improve particular issues that customers are facing. This will be possible by enabling our AI engine to learn right across a whole range of interactions of what has and has not worked in past examples”

To build their angry A.I., Touchpoint Group is partnering with one of Australia’s major banks, which has provided several years worth of its actual customer interactions to be incorporated into the software’s programming. Upon completion, the program will be able to generate millions of “angry customer” scenarios, and algorithmically plot an optimal resolution based on its existing data. Named “Radiant” after the similarly titled computing devices in Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series, the program reportedly costs $500,000 AU (just over $400,000 US) to develop, and will be offered to companies in search of efficient ways to field common—and perhaps not-so-common—customer complaints.

So, if in the coming years you find yourself pleasantly surprised by how easy a conversation with a bank representative or cable service provider is going over the phone? Well, you might have an angry A.I. to thank.

[via The Telegraph]

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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