Man has long searched for the key to eternal life, and while the world of popular culture tells us that this quest is the folly of the obsessed and greedy, medical science has increasingly been turning to the animal kingdom for lessons in longevity. These five uniquely adapted creatures each hold a different secret to extended survival, and by studying their evolutionary quirks, maybe one day scientists can once and for all cure us puny humans of the genetic malfunction we call death.


The Naked Mole Rat

In 2013, Science journal crowned the naked mole rat “Vertebrate of the Year,” citing the animal’s extraordinarily long life span and amazing immunity to almost all forms of cancer. Despite looking like a cross between Nosferatu and your grandmother’s neck wattle, naked mole rats boast a number of amazing traits—they feel no pain through their skin, can run backward as fast as they can forward, and are socially more like bees or ants than other rodents. There are several theories as to why the burrowing mammals don’t grow tumors, and after a years-long international effort, a draft of the mole rat’s genome was finally made available to scientists and cancer researchers in 2011.

Lizards

As pre-adolescent scamps all over the world can tell you, if you catch a lizard by the tail, the durned thing will break right off, and the animal will scurry away, unharmed. Lizards’ ability to grow back entire severed appendages is the subject of a new study, examining the genetic mechanism behind reptile regeneration, and how understanding it can help ailing humans. Scientists have sequenced all the genes expressed during limb regrowth, unlocking the “recipe” for the process—and while we probably won’t be growing lost arms or legs back anytime soon, doctors are hoping the new information will help them treat conditions like spinal cord injuries and degenerative arthritis in the near future.

The Immortal Jellyfish

The Turritopsis dohrnii, or immortal jellyfish, made headlines when the world tuned in to the pioneering work of Shin Kubota, a lone, tireless crusader for the study of these squishy little miracles. Only about the size of a human fingernail, the jellyfish’s unique reverse-aging behavior was first observed in the late ‘80s—in response to trauma or structural damage, the creature actually reverts to its immature polyp stage, Benjamin-Buttoning its way to eventual rebirth and a brand new lease on life. Kubota, who hand feeds and sings to his colony of jellyfish, believes his work will have far-reaching effects for humanity. “Once we determine how the jellyfish rejuvenates itself, we should achieve very great things,” he told The New York Times in 2012. “My opinion is that we will evolve and become immortal ourselves.”

The Bowhead Whale

Shy, yet buxom and a bit flirtatious, the bowhead whale can weigh up to 200,000 pounds and uses its enormous, bony skull to crash through thick sheets of Arctic ice. It is also thought to be the longest living mammal on earth, with one bowhead male estimated to have reached the ripe old age of 211. Starting in the 1990s, whalers in Alaska began to find 19th-century jade and ivory spear tips, mementos of scraps with Moby Dick-era harpoonists, lodged in the carcasses of freshly killed bowheads. While the bowhead was previously thought to have a lifespan similar to that of other whales (60- 70 years) the discovery of these relics finally clued us in to just how long these cetaceans can actually survive. Ever since then, groups of longevity buffs, like the non-profit Methuselah Foundation, have been determined to find out what makes the bowhead tick and, if possible, bottle it for over-the-counter pharmaceutical sale.

The Olm

Lazy people everywhere rejoiced in 2010, when scientists discovered that the key to the relatively long life of the olm—which can survive up to 100 years, the current record for amphibians—stems from a lifelong dedication to not moving around very much. The nearly blind cave dweller, once believed to be the young offspring of dragons, can self-induce a kind of protracted hibernation when food is scarce, slowing its metabolism to a crawl and even digesting its own organs in extreme situations. Able to survive up to 10 years without eating, this salamander is thought to possibly hold the secret to suspended animation and, by extension, the technology necessary for ultra-long-distance missions through space.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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