The biggest problem with Chappie is that it resembles three completely different movies.


The first, and most obvious, is RoboCop—the good one. Director Neill Blomkamp (District 9) once again sets the action in his native Johannesburg, South Africa, where the poorest areas of Soweto don’t need CGI to look dystopic. The violent crime rate needs no exaggeration, either. Perhaps that’s why Chappie occurs in a time so close to our own that Anderson Cooper plays himself. From the outset, we’re introduced to an army of drone soldiers programmed by independent defense contractors to police mostly benign citizens like it’s a foregone conclusion. To the residents of “murder capital” Detroit, circa 1987, the technology featured in Paul Verhoeven’s RoboCop must have seemed impossibly distant, but to viewers of last year’s neutered RoboCop remake, or the confounding Chappie (which is not likely to escape a single review without an unfavorable comparison), police drones are a current public policy issue. Yet neither Chappie nor the Robocop reboot even attempt the kind of social commentary Verhoeven managed to invoke while inspiring a line of action figures and a Saturday morning cartoon. Even more troubling, Chappie features the central conflict of Robocop—the human-controlled technology of Officer Murphy in the RoboCop suit versus the monstrous ED-209 enforcement droid—and reverses it. Though we still get a humanoid protagonist in the form of Chappie (Sharlto Copley), a damaged police “Scout” droid reprogrammed by “Maker” Deon Wilson (Dev Patel) to think and feel pitted against a CGI heavy of the ED-209 variety, the twist here is that the bad bot’s the one with a man at the controls: Vincent Moore (Hugh Jackman), to be specific, a khaki-shorts-sporting, pistol-packing, mullet-headed defense contractor. If there’s a moral to be had here, it’s a bleak one.

While Chappie will suffer from comparisons to 1987’s Robocop, it’s really closer in spirit to 1986’s Short Circuit, another film featuring defense contractors building weaponized robots as the major, strangely humorous, plot point. Like Short Circuit’s Johnny Five, Chappie is a robot designed to kill who, upon gaining sentience, is significantly less concerned with the moral ramifications of his intended purpose than in preventing his own termination. Unlike Johnny Five, who came alive with a single lightning bolt, Chappie’s inner light only ignites at the end of a half hour of un-cinematic computer coding and corporate subterfuge. It’s enough to make you long for the stupid simplicity of the lightning bolt, which ultimately has about the same amount of value to the viewer. Once Chappie’s had his OS upgraded into sentience, his high-capacity brain is as malleable as an infant’s, and, much like Johnny Five in Short Circuit 2, his fragile sense of self is at risk of permanent warping at the hands of a gang of criminals through a series of events not worth recounting here. In both movies this dilemma is played for yuks. In place of Short Circuit 2’s Los Locos, Chappie’s would-be mentors are Afrikaan gangsters Ninja and Yo-Landi (members of the controversial South African “zef rap” group Die Antwoord , playing toned-down versions of their musical personas) who deck Chappie out in gold chains and stenciled spray-paint facsimiles of their own ridiculous tattoos. Ugh.

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But the film Chappie will most suffer from comparisons to doesn’t even exist. It’s the film Chappie might have been, the one we still expect from Blomkamp and his wife/writing partner Terri Tatchell, who gave us 2009’s thrilling and subversive antidiscrimination vehicle District 9. Even though the timing for an action film centered around private defense contractors and law-enforcement drones couldn’t be better, Chappie fails to make even a moderately thought-provoking point. It’s a shame, especially considering the promise of “Tetra Vaal,” (above) the 80-second short film Blomkamp made in 2004. In it, the robot police force is appropriately menacing and clearly being used to patrol the poor, none of whom appear to be committing crimes, in an effort to make the wealthy feel safer. In Chappie’s heightened B-movie wasteland, the world seems beyond Thunderdome, too violent for namby-pamby moralizing. It’s the perfect setting for a showdown between a robot and a jacked-up man-machine, but, then again, so was Detroit in the ‘80s.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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