Among the many linguistic aftershocks of the killing of Osama bin Laden—including the spread of terms such as “EKIA” (enemy killed in action) and the birth of the proofers, our latest conspiracy theorists—was the understandable controversy over the use of “Geronimo” as a code-name for Osama bin Laden. Geronimo was, after all, a defender of Apache tribal lands and Native American hero.


This hubbub over this poor word choice highlights the fact that using any Native American-centric term is somewhat like being an American paratrooper in the 1940s who shouted the Apache leader’s name before leaping from a plane: You’re dropping into territory that is dicey at best. “Geronimo” is just one of many Native Americans terms that are used sporadically or regularly in mainstream English. Given the awful history of what white people have done to Native Americans, every one of these words is loaded.

The story of “Geronimo” is well-told by Ben Zimmer, who investigates the twists and turns the adopted name of this Apache warrior has taken over the years. It’s one of many terms precariously balanced between respect and offense when used by white folks. Terms such as “rain dance,” “war-path,” and “war-paint” arose from Native American customs, as does “powwow,” which first meant a type of shaman, then a religious feast/rite, before evolving into the now-familiar meaning as a meeting or council. The cliché to “bury the hatchet” also comes from Native American culture, as did the less well-known “dig up the hatchet,” meaning go to war.

Speaking of sharp objects, the history of the word “scalping” evolved from Native American scalp-scalping to current ticket-scalping. Many talk about their people (whether friends or other like-minded folks) as being their tribe. The classic Peanuts story of the Great Pumpkin is a tribute to the Great Spirit of Native American lore—or is it really a mockery? Just the other day, my friend Dan and I were talking about the pluses and minuses of booze, and we recalled the term “fire water,” which might be one of the greatest synonyms ever invented. (For the record, it’s a little unclear whether Native Americans actually used this term or if it was concocted by white folks as something that sounded Native American-y). So when I have a powwow over some fire water to bury the hatchet with a nemesis, am I honoring or insulting the people who created those traditions? I have no idea. These terms seem neutral to me, but it does depend on the context.

Other cases are a little more clear-cut. It’s insane that teams like the Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians still have those names in the year 2011, based as they are in caricatures of Native American culture. Idioms like “too many chiefs and not enough Indians” and “going off the reservation” feel sketchy too. Many offensive practices—like how some counselors at a summer camp I used to work at would dress up as preposterous, stereotypical versions of Native Americans—are defended with logic like “That’s the way we’re always done it, and it’s super fun, so stop being so sensitive, you hippie buzzkill!” On the other hand, we called the director “chief” at that camp, which seemed OK, if hokey, since it was a term of respect.

The Obama-Osama-Geronimo kerfuffle seems clearly disrespectful, though. When the government that mass murdered your people links the name of one of your heroes to this era’s top mass murderer, that goes beyond irony—it’s an offensive WTF of historical proportions. I don’t know what you should call a mission to capture Osama bin Laden, but how about… anything else? Using “Geronimo” was a needless soiling of what was otherwise an apparently model operation. I’m not sure how we should feel about a term like “war-path,” but I completely understand why Geronimo-gate made so many so upset.

Now can we please get the Washington Redskins and their ilk some better names?

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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