For many Americans, Thanksgiving is a time for family, turkey, and pies. (Oh, the pies!) We know there’s some kind of story down there, below the stuffing—we learned the whitewashed one in elementary school about the Pilgrims and Wampanoag Native Americans in 1621, celebrating the friendship that allowed the settlers to survive their first winter. At this point for most Americans, that old tale is just ancillary to the festivities. For some, though, the history of Thanksgiving is inexorable from our latter-day revelries. And past the picture-book images from our childhood, that history is a minefield of doubt, mistrust, and charged connections to centuries of colonization, conflict, and genocide. It’s understandable that many now wish to mark the day with some festivities, but not to glorify such a fraught history. Yet alternative celebrations are few, far between, and face difficulty catching on in the mainstream. For those in search of an alternate holiday, here are a few suggestions.


It’s worth acknowledging that unlike other historically complicated holidays, nobody’s disputing that the first 1621 Thanksgiving occurred. (Many will dispute, though, whether it was the first Thanksgiving, an actual Thanksgiving, or one that actually looked like the Thanksgiving we celebrate now.) And although it remains unclear whether the Wampanoag attendees were invited or were gate-crashers and just how friendly interactions between the two communities were, Thanksgiving still marks an actual, peaceful feast. It’s not covering up some Thanksgiving Day Massacre. But regardless of how wonderful that original Thanksgiving was, it doesn’t change the fact that the dynamics between the Pilgrims and Wampanoag were defined by years of disease, slavery, and raids, and continued to devolve into bloodier conflicts afterwards. Viewed in isolation, it’s a day of unity and community, but in historical context, it’s a marker in the decline of Native American power and the spread of aggressive, chauvinistic, and bloody European rule.

There are two major approaches to this history. One suggests that the holiday’s history is irrelevant and that what matters is how we spend it now. Advocates of this approach might support redefining Thanksgiving as a day of service with charity fun runs or canned food drives, rather than the modern tradition of out-and-out gluttony. Another approach, pioneered in the 1970s by United American Indians of New England, rebrands Thanksgiving as a day of mourning and fasting. Neither of these alternatives is very useful for those who want to maintain the celebratory aspects of a harvest holiday in November, but pointedly rebuke or reject its connection to a dark chapter of human history.

There are surprisingly few alternative Thanksgivings out there. Most “alternative” ideas floating around just suggest celebrating the 1621 feast with a cocktail party or at a restaurant instead of at a traditional family dinner. This November 27th, it will even be hard to celebrate an alternate holiday, a la Liz Lemon’s Anna Howard Shaw Day, in an effort to subvert, redefine, or draw attention to the origins of Thanksgiving. That day, it turns out, was kind of a historically shitty day: In 1095, Pope Urban II declared the first crusade. In 1868, Lieutenant Colonel Armstrong Custer led a cavalry attack to massacre a Cheyenne reservation on the Washita River. In 1978, Dan White murdered San Francisco Supervisor Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone. The most November 27th has going for it are the commemoration of the deaths of Tamil Tiger fighters, a War of the Roses holiday in Lancashire, England, and something vague and amorphous known as Pins and Needles Day. None of that particularly lends itself to feasting, joy, or clearly distancing the day from suffering and strife.

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But this year, you can partake in two fun, if more recent, reasons to celebrate. This Thanksgiving coincides with the birthdays of Bill Nye the Science Guy and experimental rock legend Jimi Hendrix. So rather than indulge a childhood fantasy version of American history, discount the past, or forsake community and joy for mourning, why not mark the birth of two modern luminaries whose works and memories can help to subvert the challenging associations of Thanksgiving? A celebration of Nye, devoted to education and (more recently) to confronting hard truths, and Hendrix, devoted to love, community, and building new forms of expression, could serve as a call to face our past and provide two inspiring examples for how to build our future. So this year, I’m going to go ahead and celebrate Hendrix-Nye Day, openly rejecting the Pilgrim myth, acknowledging and seeking to atone for the past, and embracing happiness, the potential of the future, and (of course) pies. Hopefully all those in search of a true Thanksgiving alternative might do the same.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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