If you were standing in the vast expanse of Black Rock desert in northern Nevada last Thursday evening, you would have witnessed little else besides a pretty sunset. Funny, as it was the focus of a massive revolt.


Citizens of Black Rock City—the metropolis that rises in that desert for one week a year as the site of the magical fever dream that is Burning Man—were furious. That’s a bit of a foreign attitude for the Burning Man community, whose commitment to “radical inclusion” (to welcome and respect all) results in a sense of cheery goodwill and laidback acceptance. Even stranger: The object of their ire was Burning Man itself—namely, the controversial new ticketing system implemented by administrators as a way to democratically handle ever-increasing demand for the gathering.

Last year, Burning Man sold all 53,000 tickets before the event—a first—using the first-come-first-serve methodology employed since the festival began. Back then, getting a ticket simply required a little bit of personal responsibility. This year, however, expectant Burners, even the saltiest veterans, were forced to enter a ticket lottery, surrendering their attendance to chance. With a crushing demand for tickets and a high initial value (original ticket prices range from $240 to $420, depending on the attendee’s ability to pay), abuse was inevitable. Scalpers—who this author pictures as a cross between Gollum and Rush Limbaugh—began circling early, undoubtedly registering multiple times and boxing out genuine Burners.

Scalping is a cardinal sin in the Burning Man community. Burners nobly adhere to a code dictating the resale of tickets only at face value (or often less). Unsurprisingly, by the time the lottery wrapped late Thursday, most Burner communities were reporting that only about 25% of their members had been blessed with tickets. Messages of lament and fury swamped social media sites. Meanwhile, tickets immediately appeared on Stubhub and Ebay for double or triple their face value. Cue the slow-clap.

The problem, however, threatens to go deeper than just a logistical snafu. Burning Man is unique among festivals in that its main attraction is the community itself (unlike Coachella, which draws audiences based on a lineup). Burners are fanatical about that special week late in August, often putting thousands of their dollars and hours into creating incredible art projects, art cars, themed camps, and all things unexpected to make the event the experience that it is. Their participation and creative contributions are the beating heart of Burning Man, and with the failure of the lottery system, administrators have unwittingly placed the festival itself in jeopardy.

Indeed, some Burners have declared that their beloved festival has jumped the shark. As one Twitter user put it: “Burning Man sold out. These jokes write themselves.”

Practical solutions suggested to Burning Man administrators before the lottery system was deployed, such as registering each ticket to an individual for resale only possible at face value on a proprietary website, were ignored. Yet organizers certainly have the assets to create such a system; income from 2011 ticket sales alone totalled over $18 million. Even after the failure of the lottery, organizers issued the naive response that between resales and the remaining 10,000 tickets released on March 28 for purchase, “things will work out.” If this were a presidential campaign, that quote would appear in an opponent’s attack ad the following day.

Burning Man administrators are still scrambling to find a real solution to the shortfall and the scalping. But with the lottery completed and Burners already outraged, any fix may be akin to striking up the band as the ship sinks. At best, Burning Man administrators will have lost the confidence of the faithful and learned a painful lesson. At worst, they’ll face an open revolt that may be the beginning of the end. Let us hope that it is only the former, and that next year everything will be as it was.

Because yes, I got iced by the lottery.

Photo via (cc) Flickr user Ahmed ElHusseiny

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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