So it’s a recession and you’ve lost your job.

First things first: You’re not alone. Hundreds of thousands of people have already found themselves out of work in 2009, and some are estimating that the unemployment rate could reach 10 percent or more by the end of the year-the highest it’s been since the early 1980s. So while this is cause for extraordinary alarm on a national scale, for you personally, you’re just living the sad 2009 version of the American dream.The second thing to remember is that while you should be pounding the pavement looking for new work-to stimulate the economy and your sense of self-worth-you can’t be doing it 10 hours a day. No matter how much effort you put in, you’re bound to find yourself with a few stray spare hours. So what’s an unwaged person to do? Between trips to the breadline, here are some ways to make your temporary furlough more productive, without spending much money.


VolunteerSeriously, can you think of a better way to spend your unpaid hours than improving the lives of others? Change.org lets you search for opportunities by cause; Volunteermatch.org let’s you search by zip code, and even has online opportunities – give back in your underwear! Think of it as a down payment on good karma for the year.
Learn something newAs long as you still have internet access, the web abounds with resources for the autodidact in you. Instructables.com offers tons of DIY projects, as does Make.com. Learn a language for free at Languageimpact.com. Search YouTube for “guitar lessons” or any other instrument that interests you. And MIT offers all its courses online for free at ocm.mit.edu. Check out iTunes U as well, for courses from other colleges.
Entertain yourselfBeing jobless doesn’t mean you have to punish yourself by not having fun. In fact, it’s probably more important than ever for you to unwind a little. Check out the impossibly comprehensive TV-streaming selection at surfthechannel.com. Also: Remember libraries? Most now loan CDs and DVDs in addition to books. And if you have the option: have sex. It’s great exercise and releases mood-altering endorphins (though contraception is extra). In some cases-which we don’t condone-you can even get paid for it.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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