An offer 15 million unemployed Americans can refuse

Harrington is in the heart of the Maine’s blueberry country, a place where close to 8,000 migrant and seasonal farm workers come to rake berries each summer on low rolling barrens. Unemployment in the region hovers around 10 percent. Last year, when a nonprofit planned to build more permanent housing for the hundred or so Hispanics who live and work there year-round, one resident complained, saying, “When there is very little work, bringing more people in does not solve the problem.”


As the initial finger-pointing of the financial crisis has moved on from white-collar criminals, complaints about how immigrants are stealing jobs has again resurfaced. So the United Farm Workers of America has a plan. If you’re unemployed and okay with long days stooped over in the sun, a small paycheck, no workers compensation, then stop reading this now and head to a farm. They would like to train you to cut 3,000 heads of lettuce in a day and pick cucumbers while lying on your stomach for 10 hours. Seriously. The plan is called: Take Our Jobs. And, look, even Stephen Colbert is expected to take them up on the offer tonight.

After all, farm work is abundant. Under the Labor Department’s H-2A program, which brought 86,014 foreign workers in 2009, employers must first show there are not “sufficient able, willing, and qualified United States workers.” And those 86,014 jobs only accounted for about 10 percent of the agricultural workforce. In other words, the bulk of farm workers—another 900,000 or so—goes undocumented. And frankly, in many places, there are more jobs than there are people. It’s just that few Americans want to do the dirty work.

If the reception to Take Our Jobs so far is any indication, it’s going to stay that way. Four thousand registered for updates; only three took jobs, CNN reported. The Associated Press also reported that California launched a similar recruiting campaign in 1998 for welfare recipients and unemployed workers—and the same thing happened. Three people showed up.

I called Gabriel Thompson, who worked in Yuma, Arizona’s lettuce fields and wrote a book about the experience called Working in the Shadows. “There are jobs out there,” he says. “I applied for a job on Friday and I think I was in the fields on Monday. Some of the work in Yuma pays up to fifteen dollars an hour. The problem is that it’s so strenuous. When I first started, people said, ‘The first five days are the hardest. And then, you stop being sore.’ No, it’s really that you stop remembering what it’s like to not be sore.”

Because fresh fruits and vegetables are easy to find, it’s easy to forget that much of our food is harvested and packaged by farmworkers who work hard—despite the absence of a permanent legal solution to work. And that’s another point of the Take Our Jobs campaign—to raise awareness about immigration and a bill known as AgJobs, a bipartisan bill makes it easier to hire temporary workers under the H2A program and gives undocumented workers to citizenship.

Even if you’re not going to take a job, it’s time to acknowledge the hard work and pride that goes into much of the country’s fresh produce. And the campaign certainly should cause us to think about how fruits and vegetables should relate to immigration reform.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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