Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity Saturday must have reminded the 215,000 attendees of a lesson they learned 18 months ago at Barack Obama’s inauguration: The bigger the crowd, the harder it is to have any idea what’s going on.

This was, for most of the afternoon, a costume-and-sign party in the park, where thousands of people who couldn’t glimpse a jumbotron and could barely hear the speakers could at least gawk at and revel in each other. We never set eyes on Jon Stewart, but we saw the gingerbread man, and a walking banana, and a horse’s head on a grown man’s body. An amateur documentarian interviewed a teenage boy about how he doesn’t like Fox News ’cause they talk too much about Hitler.

A U.S. Park Service police officer slipped open the tinted window of a security tower high above the crowd and started snapping photos with a telephoto lens. When he finally finds someone to translate that suspicious sign in Arabic, he’ll discover that it says: “I have friends who are Arabic, Iranian and Israeli.”

People turn out for an event like this more for the sense of belonging than the scene on the stage, but the big question of the say—was this a political rally? a joke? a party—still begged an answer.

“So, here we are…” Stewart said, and the crowd silenced. “I think we might have a moment, however brief, for some sincerity, if that’s OK. I know there are boundaries for a comedian-pundit-talker-guy, and I’m sure I’ll find out tomorrow how I have violated them.” What followed was less a political speech than a sermon, a plea even more disarming than Stephen Colbert’s curious Congressional testimony defending migrant workers. It’s uncomfortable to watch comedians break character. But when funny people suddenly grow serious, the effect is somehow more powerful than what we get from even old hands at this rally business, like Obama himself.

I’m really happy you’re here, even if none of us are really quite sure why we’re here,” Stewart said. “So, uh, what exactly was this?I can’t control what people think this was. I can only tell you my intentions.” Then he went on to knock off just about every criticism leveled at the event. “This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith, or people of activism, or to look down our noses at the Heartland, or passionate argument, or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear—they are, and we do. But we live now in hard times, not end times.”

Here was the crux of the whole thing, a message that wasn’t particularly novel but sounded so coming from a career comedian pacing with the U.S. Capitol at his back: We’re not as messed up of a country as our media mirror reflects us to be, and we should take heart in that.

“If the picture of us were true,” Stewart said, “our inability to solve problems would actually be quite sane and reasonable. Why would you work with marxists actively subverting our Constitution, or racists and homophobes who see no one’s humanity but their own?” Then he pulled out the trump card, that one word that halts us in our tracks whenever it comes from an authority figure.

“We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is, on the brink of catastrophe, torn by polarizing hate, and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done. But the truth is we do, we work together to get things done every damn day.” Just, you know, not in Washington or on cable TV.

It’s nice to be told that we’re already more or less sane, that most of us are generally well-meaning and thoughtful, and in fact, we could have probably skipped everything that preceded this for Stewart’s 13-minute sermon on sanity.

But now what? He gave no marching orders. He didn’t tell us to go vote, or to stop watching the fun-house mirrors of cable TV, or to go make a new friend with a tea party patriot. His highest expectation, he said in closing, was only that people would show up—not that they’d take any action afterward. Maybe that’s where he draws a line that lets him go back to his day job on Monday.

He’ll be waiting, I’m sure, to see what the fun house says about his rally for sanity, so that he can make fun of those distortions, too. And it’ll be interesting to see how they react. Nothing changes much when you preach to the choir. But if Fox and Friends, and Keith Olbermann, can commend any sanity in what was otherwise a soundly inoffensive afternoon, that might be a good start.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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