The most cynical day in American culture is upon us again. On an evening ostensibly dedicated to giving thanks for the things we have, millions of Americans will instead huddle in cold, dark strip mall parking lots in an unholy pilgrimage to consume.


Across the country, shoppers will swarm retail giants where minimum-wage, nonunion workers have been called away from their families to earn their pittance. This year, if no frenzied shopper is trampled, maced or beaten in the rush for cheap goods, it will be the exception that makes the rule.

Suppose this year we try something different. Suppose we admit that the tawdry toys and culture-craze commodities that we fight for on Friday are a sorry distraction from the austerity looming on the horizon. Suppose we concede that Friday’s lust for mass-produced consumer goods makes a mockery of Thursday’s professions of gratitude. This year, suppose we Occupy Black Friday.

Last year, Black Friday came little more than a week after the violent eviction of Occupy Wall Street from Manhattan’s Financial District. Occupiers there had created an autonomous community of mutual aid, providing free food, medical care, and radical education to anyone who cared to receive it. In Zuccotti Park and across the nation, Occupiers demonstrated that the most effective way to agitate for a new paradigm was to simply start living it. Occupy would not demand a new world—they would build it.

When encampments across the country were forcibly dispersed, evicted activists brought that lesson home to their own communities. In the one year since then, the movement has applied the strategy of direct community aid to everything from foreclosure prevention to disaster relief. This model has proven so successful because it allows everyday Americans to participate without uprooting their lives to live in a tent, an admittedly impractical protest strategy for most. Occupy is no longer a negative protest, it’s now a positive project to raise up communities long suppressed and distressed by the current corporate order.

To Occupy Black Friday means to apply that lesson to holiday shopping. Instead of contributing to the profits of international mega-corporations which exploit their workers and the planet, use holiday spending as an opportunity to uplift your own community. When you buy from locally owned businesses, $45 of every $100 spent will remain in the local economy. Of that same $100 spent at a chain retailer, only $14 would remain locally. Unable or unwilling to spend? Make a gift, or gift a service you can do yourself—like babysitting or yard work. Treat someone to a meal at a local restaurant, where your company constitutes a gift that can’t be found in any store. Similarly, gift a hobby, craft or fitness class that you can take together.

There could not be a better opportunity to boycott the corporate structure’s influence over our culture than Black Friday, an artificial holiday which pits neighbors against one another in an antagonistic competition to acquire more stuff. Through billions of dollars in advertising, Thanksgiving has been hijacked by the corporate capitalists and warped into a spending frenzy.

We cannot afford to continue on this way. Shortly, we’ll find that our planet has no more rare-earth minerals to be made into TVs, no more oil to be transformed into plastic toys, no more room for us to bury the refuse when all that junk falls apart or out of fashion.

It’s an imperative for mankind to end this obsession with consumption, and there is no better day to turn away from the cliff than Black Friday. This year, stay at the Thanksgiving table a little longer. On Friday, sleep in. Spend the day at home with those you love.

Simply put: buy less, and live more.

Photo via Flickr (cc) user crd.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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