Number of Pirates Killed by Obama in Two Graphs

Thomas Jefferson was all like, “Aw hell no.”and shit. “These tributes be straight trippin’.”

FSM will not be happy with this!

fantastic

Wasn’t this a campaign promise?

Maybe there should be some normalizing factor in the denominator to account for number of slaves owned.

the real question is whether jefferson or madison also had preferences for portuguese water dogs.

What most people don’t know is that Jefferson killed all those pirates personally in hand-to-hand combat.You don’t fuck with the T-Jef.

I’ve heard that Obama has also not killed a single of Alaric’s men in defending Rome. What a wuss.

The scale on the first graph made me laugh. How does one kill half a pirate?

You kill a pirates dreams and thus their soul or .5 of the pirate

Yeah! He’s been in office already for three months and only killed himself three pirates? WTF!? Piracy really is the most important issue of our times; it’s sooo much more important that the global collapse of credit markets, spiraling unemployment, a resurgent Russia, North Korean nuclear aspirations, and repairing the US image in the world.

how about percentage of pirate population reduction vs. percentage of presidents “reduced” while in office?  you got two on that chart up there…  wounded also not doing so good for the president’s side

“Piracy really is the most important issue of our times; it’s sooo much more important that the global collapse of credit markets”

you must be a republican.

yeah, he’s killed 3 pirates… but how many ninjas has he bagged?  Huh?  wus.

ergo, Obama = Ninja?

Obama = Ninjathen T. Jeff and J. Madison = Super Robot Ninjas

I think Obama realized that, after this horrible episode, his time would be better spent eradicating from the world our real enemy; ISRAEL!

You kill a pirates dreams and thus their soul or .5 of the piratelol… makes sense

I had to enlarge the text five times in order to read the labels on the second graph. Actually, without enlarging, I couldn’t read the labels on the first graph either. But it wasn’t so important with that one, it was fairly obvious that it was probably the most recent presidents in order, and only Obama had had to deal with Pirates. It can be difficult to get charts to appear the way you want. Cheers,ccp