How the British philosopher Phillip Blond could save American conservatism

Did you catch tea party fever this week? No? You missed it? Tax Day-and the economic crisis, Barack Obama, the stimulus package, our successive industrial bailouts, and the alleged onset of socialism, fascism, communism, or whatever scary –ism Glenn Beck found on Wikipedia this week-brought right-wingers to the streets, where they paid quasi-historical tribute to the Revolutionary bandits of Boston Harbor and… well, they vented.So far, the so-called Tea Party Movement-which first flickered to life this winter-looks like the Right doing a bad imitation of the Left in a kind of Fox News-facilitated primal scream therapy. Super-blogger Andrew Sullivan, a heretical conservative himself, memorably summarized the tea parties’ angry grab-bag approach to the issues as “a dog’s breakfast.“Too bad, because American conservatism could use a radical makeover right now. Since Obama won last November, the Republican Party and the movement it represents have thrashed around like wounded grizzlies. Beck weeps on television and blathers about Big Brother; David Frum and Rush Limbaugh engage in verbal kumite; the GOP congressional delegation appears to believe Twitter will prove the key to the 2010 midterms. Somehow, none of it quite works for us, and that’s bad news; in a time of crisis, a democracy needs a creative, engaged, and attractive opposition.Maybe the Republicans need to expand their intellectual horizons, and discover that there is intelligent life on the Right, if not on the talk-radio dial. If the tea partiers want to get really radical, they should check out one of the most provocative conservatives out there right now: British philosopher Phillip Blond.Blond is the leading exponent of the so-called “Red Tory” tradition, a strain of British Conservative politics that has no exact American equivalent. As Blond explained in a recent piece in Prospect, Red Toryism’s philosophical roots get a bit complicated. Basically, though, the Red Tories argue that modern free-market capitalism poses as potent a threat to individual liberty and communities as Big Government. Red Tories lump big-box stores, industrial agriculture, and high-finance shenanigans together with heavy-handed bureaucracy and high taxes: all, in their view, undermine the rock-ribbed Conservative values of local autonomy, strong community, diverse traditions, and decentralized power. The Red Tories view themselves as defenders of grassroots community against both the free market and the State.No, it doesn’t sound much like anything the American GOP has to offer-what, no FEMA concentration camps? And yes, the idea that Conservatives could somehow outflank the socialist-rooted Labour Party from the left is deliciously counterintuitive at best. Blond, however, thinks the Red Tory moment is nigh. Britons now firmly identify Gordon Brown’s Labour government, in power for well over a decade, with The Man. Collapsing home values and the global financial meltdown sent the British economy reeling, with distressing effects. Pubs are shutting down. High-street shops are dying off in droves. To many, government plans to close many rural post offices symbolize an out-of-touch ruling class.The Red Tory response includes some strong medicine. Blond proposes that a new Conservative government-presumably led by David Cameron, whom most current polls favor to win the election that must be held before next June-break up big-business monopolies. This would set the Government on a collision course with, among others, Tesco, the mega-chain that dominates Britain’s grocery trade. That alone would make for high political drama, but Blond also wants to launch a new micro-banking system through the Post Office, secure government help for new locally owned co-op businesses, and establish new tax systems to encourage worker ownership of business.In short, Phillip Blond sounds more like the earnest yuppie/hippie down the street who really wants you to join her community-supported agriculture group than a standard-issue right-winger. “If Conservatives are to take power from the market state and give it to the people,” he writes, “they must develop a full-blooded ‘new localism’ which works to empower communities.” He probably composts.


Whether the Red Tories make a mark in British politics remains to be seen, but Republicans should start stealing their ideas now. For one thing, the central (and mostly ignored) fact of the GOP’s recent troubles is its complete demise in urban areas. For many voters who live in major cities, the Republican Party no longer exists. Obama won cities of more than 50,000 by 28 points. In the biggest cities, the Democrat took 70 percent of the vote. Yes, the Republicans worked long and hard to lock down rural areas and the exurbs; unfortunately for them, most voters live in cities and urbanized suburbs. Republicans didn’t just lose pinko-commie bastions like New York, Chicago, and Seattle. They lost Charlotte, Denver, and Omaha. Even in red states, Republicans lost cities. They lost Laramie, Wyoming. They lost Fargo.Does a Republican Party that can’t win Fargo have much of a future? No. Nor do a bunch of dyspeptic tea parties, cheered on by the guys who give The Daily Show its punch lines, seem like the way to attract urban voters (or young voters, minority voters, women voters, or any of the other groups repelled by the current GOP). What if, however, the Republicans cribbed a few notes from the Red Tories? What if they countered the endless wave of federal bailouts for big business and the Obama Administration’s penchant for enormous federal initiatives by becoming the Party of Small and the Party of Local? The next time a Food Bill lumbers through Congress, Republicans could out-do Democrats in demanding an end to subsidies for Big Ag and championing small organic operations. With cities across the Rust Belt facing implosion, Republicans could steal the Red Tories’ enthusiasm for locally-controlled land trusts and real-estate cooperatives. A GOP congressman could even introduce a bill to legalize squatting on abandoned urban property. Republicans for expropriation? At this point, why not?The Red Tory way may sound … well, “left-field” is kind of pun-laden, but also appropriate. If nothing else, though, Phillip Blond’s creative end-run around traditional ideology could help Republicans persuade Americans to give their party another look. Right now, it doesn’t look like simply attacking Obama is paying dividends-certainly not with the voters most disaffected from the Republican “brand.” If the GOP decided to take on Wal-Mart, however, it could be a different story.Guest blogger Zach Dundas is a writer living in Portland, Oregon.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

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    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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