This is your brain on chips.

Computer chips have followed Moore’s Law since Intel founder Gordon Moore came up with it in 1965: Every two years, the number of transistors engineers can place on a circuit board has roughly doubled, and so has processing speed. But now, chip-makers are running into a wall—physics—and soon (perhaps as soon as 2015) miniaturization will no longer increase computing power.


To defeat that trend, an international team of IBM researchers has announced the development of a new kind of cognitive chip that doesn’t need software: instead, it is modeled on the human brain’s ability to learn, reorganizing itself the same way that neurons do.

Hearing the news, nerds were quick to crack jokes about “Skynet,” the malevolent artificial intelligence from the Terminator movies, or recall The Matrix, Dune, or a hundred other science fiction sagas that rely on the conceit that when computers start learning, humans find they’ve opened up a Pandora’s box of troubles.

Nerves aren’t calmed by the news that some funding for the project comes from the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency, the Pentagon think tank that tends to be the subject of conspiracy theories but has produced such inventions as the internet and GPS.

“There’s certainly nothing to fear here; we’re talking about very, very simple capabilities,” Dr. Chris Kello, a cognitive scientist at the University of California, Merced, who is working on the project. He’s a little miffed that I’ve asked. “Nobody talks about Terminator every time you pick up a phone and talk to a computer when you’re booking a flight.”

On the other hand, those voice recognition computers function so poorly they can’t possibly be a threat, unless they’re just smart enough to maliciously enjoy hoarse, angry people screaming “existing reservation!” again and again.

Regardless, Kello explains that the key to the next generation of computers is creating a processor that handles data en masse with “lots of very small neuron-like assessing units [that] coordinate to solve problems,” rather than one big processor processing data in order.

“If you think about how amazing our visual capabilities are, the ability to take a large amount of data coming in […] that data is very noisy, and represents a very complex world,” he says. “For the human visual system to be able to put together the pieces of the world through this noisy is array is something that current computers really can’t touch.”

Mello’s job is to help test and teach the chip how to learn by applying what we know about how the human brain gathers information and adapts to it. At Merced, they’ve rendered a model of their campus that virtual agents will be asked explore.

Is this where androids dream of electric sheep?

“The tests are much what you might imagine testing animal intelligence, or human intelligence, for that matter, “ he says. “You put organisms in an environment and give them tasks and see how they do.”

Organisms? IBM’s press release notes the chips contain no biological materials, and they don’t take advantage of nanotechnology, either, a frequently-cited path toward brain-like computers. But, Kello says, “in all of those cases you’re dealing with systems where uncertainty is the rule rather than the exception. “

The ability to handle uncertainty and interpret massive amounts of data at the same time will make cognitive computers far more effective at challenges that involve interacting with the real world, from monitoring busy intersections to collecting tsunami warning data.

Right now, the researchers are only at phase two of the project, testing and refining the chips with neuron levels of 10 to the sixth power. Only in phase four, according to a schedule laid out by DARPA, does the team imagine building a robot that contains chips of 10 to the eighth power, just below the 10 to the 10th power neuron density in the human brain. At that point, we at GOOD will happily welcome our new robot overlords.

Or just share in the advantages of a major 21st-century innovation. We’ll see how it turns out.

Photos courtesy IBM, U.C. Merced.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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