A new tool for computer language analysis can evaluate your mind based on your Tweets (and might help psychologists, too)

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or among the molemen, you’ve probably enjoyed the humor of @s–tmydadsays, the popular Twitter account of Justin, who describes himself like so: “I’m 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down s–t that he says.” That s–t consists of cranky honesty like “I need to change clothes? Wow. That’s big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn’s” and “Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it.”

Most agree that s–tmydadsays is funny, but did you realize his emotional style is angry, his social style is personable, and his thinking style is analytic, sensory, and in-the-moment? These psychological insights can be gleaned by plugging s–tmydadsays into Analyze Words, a new Twitter-analyzing tool put together by James W. Pennebaker, his colleagues Roger Booth and Chris Wilson, and his daughter Teal. Pennebaker-a University at Texas Professor of Psychology-is a longtime innovator in using computer analysis of language to study how we think.

I asked Pennebaker by email for insight into the s–tmydadsays results, and though he said the sample size was a bit small, “…the analyses catch the emotional tone perfectly. Some serious hostility, depression, and anxiety is in the air. Socially, the writing suggests someone immersed in his social world, with constant references to other people-wife, mother, father, son. In other words, very different from someone who writes about computer components. Low in arrogance because he does not use big words and complex sentences and a high rate of articles-all of which are markers of psychological distance. The valley girl language probably reflects his high use of present tense verbs and punctuation.”

Yes, s–tmydadsays scored high in the social style category “Spacy/Valley Girl,” which is kind of a brain-bender. If you’re equally surprised that this category is included at all, it’s because it can measured-not every emotional, social, and thinking style has reliable linguistic symptoms. As Pennebaker said in a phone interview, “I know what I can measure and what I can’t.” It would be wonderful to measure something like “guilt-riddenness,” for example, but that tendency can’t be quantified yet.

Pennebaker has worked for decades on figuring out just how words and mental states are associated, in an effort to “come up with a way to measure healthy writing.” Starting in the early nineties, he first collaborated with grad student Martha Francis and later with New Zealand immunologist Roger Booth to create LIWC-Linguistic Inquiry and Word Count, pronounced “Luke”-which provides the methodological basis for the Analyze Words site. Using language as a window into the mind is as old as listening for Freudian slips, but Pennebaker’s work is groundbreaking in how it links, as he puts it, “low-level words with broad psychological processes.” It turns out that style words (such as articles and prepositions) actually reveal more about what’s on our minds, psychologically and socially, than content words (like dog, airplane, etc).

Many of Pennebaker’s discoveries are counterintuitive, to say the least-particularly with regard to that pesky pronoun “I.” To many, “I” feels like a word of the powerful and arrogant, but it isn’t really: It turns out that women, followers, young people, poor people, depressed people, crappy students, and sick people all use “I” more than men, leaders, older people, rich people, happy people, good students, and healthy people. That paints a clear overall picture: “I” is a marker of low status, mainly because people who are lower status are more self-conscious. (“I” is also used more often by people telling the truth, as well as the worried more than the angry). In looking extensively at President Obama-who critics have incorrectly accused of being in love with the word “I”-Pennebaker found just the opposite: Obama is an infrequent I-user, reflecting self-confidence, coolness, and psychological distance.

President or peon, our words give away emotions and thoughts we might prefer to conceal. As Pennebaker wrote in “The Psychological Meaning of Words: LIWC and Computerized Text Analysis Methods” (co-authored with Yla R. Tausczik), “The words we use in daily life reflect what we are paying attention to, what we are thinking about, what we are trying to avoid, how we are feeling, and how we are organizing and analyzing our worlds.” Digital tools like LIWC allow those symptoms to be collected and quantified with tremendous ease. As Pennebaker puts it, “In the amount of time it takes to run a single participant in a social psychology language study, we can now download thousands of personal writings, interaction transcripts, or other forms of text that can be analyzed in seconds.”

That said, Pennebaker emphasizes that while style words are “reflections of what is going on in people’s heads,” but they’re not a tool for getting someone to change their way of thinking. In other words, you can’t ask someone to mindlessly repeat more “positive” words and expect them to become less depressed or suicidal. LIWC’s real use is in detecting problems such as excessive worry or anger and then showing when progress has been made. When we become more mentally healthy, our language changes unconsciously, because we are changing perspectives. The internal world manifests in the lexical world.

Let’s just hope Pennebaker detects minimal “progress” in s–tmydadsays. When it comes to humor, anger and worry are pure gold.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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