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My parents dropped the horrible bombshell that they’re not going to be doing my taxes this year unless I have the money to pay the accountant. I’m tempted to do so since I think I’ll be getting a refund anyway, but I’m not completely sure. I want to attempt to do my own taxes, but I’m really not interested in messing up and having to go through a whole ordeal.

Sigh, if only we could be dependents forever. Whether it’s your first time, you’ve been bumbling through for years, or you just pass everything to an accountant, adults need to pay the public piper his due once a year—and you shouldn’t wait until April. This week I’ll talk about what you can do to put yourself in the best position to succeed before tax time; next week we’ll talk about how to get the job done.

Trying to thoroughly answer the question “How do I do my taxes?” is a monumental task, and certainly not one that I’m inclined or qualified to perform. I’m not an accountant. What I’m going to do is put the pieces together and define some basic tax terms for you. The IRS.gov website is quite thorough and I’ll be linking frequently to various forms and pages that come directly from the IRS. Here’s your first stop in navigating IRS.gov for the individual taxpayer. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride.

[Ed. Note: After accidentally committing tax fraud—thanks for getting me out of that one, Mike!—I found my many interactions with IRS customer service uniformly pleasant and helpful.]

For most people, the tax liability experience begins with your W-4 form—formally known as the Employee’s Withholding Allowance Certificate. You fill this form out when you start a new job—unless you’re a contract employee, more on that later—and employers must file a form from every employee with the Social Security Administration. It tells the government your marital status and the number of allowances you plan on taking when you file your taxes.

What’s an allowance? It’s the government’s way of allowing you, through your employer, to reduce the amount of money withheld from your paycheck. It’s based mainly on the number of people you’re responsible for; the first, most obvious allowance is yourself. If you’re single, childless and no one else will be claiming you as a dependent, this most likely will be your first and only allowance. Since a single person making $40,000 doesn’t—and shouldn’t—owe the same amount as someone making $40,000 and supporting a family of four, the W-4 is a way for people to more closely align their withholding to what they will eventually owe in taxes.

The more allowances you take, the less money your employer will withhold. It’s worth noting that any tax breaks you plan to use can be thought of as an allowance. Maybe you’re anticipating a large tax credit—for example the Lifetime Learning Credit, a refundable tax credit of up to $2,000 depending on how much you paid for higher education expenses. This would substantially change the amount that should be withheld from each paycheck. But your employer may not know this, and it doesn’t exactly fit into any of the rows on the W-4. That’s why you have the option of telling your employer to withhold any additional amount you want. The IRS Withholding Calculator is a handy tool to help you figure out what to choose.

At the end of the day, remember this: You’ll receive a tax refund when your employer has withheld too much in taxes, and you get a tax bill when they’ve withheld too little. In a perfect world, everyone would choose to withhold the exact amount they’ll have to pay in taxes. But people don’t know what their tax bill is going to be in advance, and many people choose to have an amount withheld that won’t be close to what they owe.

Personally, I choose to take zero allowances on my W-4. This tells my employer to take out the maximum amount of taxes for my salary. I would rather have smaller paychecks, and essentially guarantee that I’ll get a refund, not a bill, when tax time comes. I’m basically giving the government an interest free loan—they hold onto my money until I get a refund when I file. Although technically inefficient, I don’t care. I know my spending habits enough to know that if I had an extra few dollars every two weeks, it would be spent on trivial things, and that in the post-holiday season, when Uncle Sam rears his ugly mug, I will probably have a credit card bill slightly higher than I would like. Receiving a refund softens the blow.

If you’re unsure how your W-4 reads, ask your employer. They’ll have it on file. If you’re unhappy with what you see, change it. You’re legally entitled to submit a new W-4 at any time, and your employer must submit the changes.

In the event that you’re a contract employee, instead of filling out a W-4, you may fill out a W-9, the Request for Taxpayer Identification Number and Certification form. This allows you to get paid; however your employer may not be withholding taxes from your gross pay. You’ll need to keep track of how much you made in 2011, and will eventually need to add this to your total Wages when it comes time to file. If this contract work is a second job, and you’re first job does give you a W-4, it may not be a bad idea to lower your number of allowances, in anticipation of the fact that you’ll need to owe taxes on the contract work.

Now on to the other end of the rainbow—what happens when you have to actually pay your taxes.

At the start of a new year (right about now) your employer will send you a W-2 form for the previous year (2011)—this is your Wage and Tax Statement. It states the total amount your employer paid you, as well as the various line items that turned your total pay into your net, or take-home pay. These include required items such as federal/state/local tax withholdings, Social Security and Medicare taxes and other electable items, such as pre-tax retirement plans, flexible spending account payments and health insurance deductions.

You’ll most likely be given a few W-2s per each job. This allows you to send them to your grandparents so they can proudly display them on their refrigerators…nope. You may need more than one to file at the federal, state and possibly local levels. In the days when people actually sent in their taxes via regular mail (some people still do, and that’s fine) you had to send in one of these wallet-sized versions. But if you’re doing your taxes yourself, I recommend an electronic filing service like TurboTax, TaxACT, H&R Block, where you can import the data on the W-2 directly into the software.

These online services can be very useful for anyone with a relatively simple tax situation—you’re filing largely based on wages for a few jobs, not complex investments, and you’re not planning a raft of special deductions. You’ll most likely going to have to pay at least a little for the service—the state return is rarely free, but it could very well be worth it, especially if this column gave you the chills.

Not only do these services take some of the pressure off you, they are a great way to stay organized from year to year. It’s easy to forget how it all works after a year away from tax world, so keep a copy of your returns for every previous year. They may very well be your best resource in figuring how to untangle 2011’s tax web.

Next time we’ll get our hands a little dirtier and I’ll discuss a bit more of the math behind the scenes, and how to make that math work in your tax favor. Gather your papers, kids.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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