Paul F. Tompkins is a weirdo of the vaudevillian old school, complete with the occasional bowler hat. The comedian has been tumbleweeding around for decades, landing in Los Angeles in the mid 1990s to write for such much-loved, short-lived sketch shows as Mr. Show and Tenacious D. He’s paid his cable-special dues, starred in P.T. Anderson’s 2007 film There Will Be Blood and popped up on Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and AMC’s zombie-show wrap-up The Talking Dead. He’s diversified, penning American Idol recaps for New York magazine’s Vulture blog. (Sample dispatch: “Steven Tyler is dressed like Murphy Brown dressed like Ichabod Crane.”)


The man’s been auditioning for 15 years. Give him a TV show already.

Tompkins is already a show-runner: He’s been producing one of the interwebs’ most inventive hours of comedy for more than a year, a weekly podcast called The Pod F. Tompkast. The hour of fractured, variety-show zaniness combines clips from Tompkins’ monthly stand-ups at L.A.’s Largo club with skits with guests like Maya Rudolph and Donald Glover. (There’s also an ongoing, inexplicable side-saga involving Ice T, John Lithgow and Buddy “Cake Boss” Valastro, relayed through Tompkins’ dead-on impressions.)

In other words, Tompkins has made nice with modern comedy’s number one frenemy: the Internet. At a time when casual comedy fans are more likely to plug into an iPod than perch on a club barstool (or park in front of an actual TV), Tompkins has found a way to package live energy into a convenient, downloadable format. “It’s nighttime on the Internet,” a sexy lady breathily intones to intro the podcast each week, a self-aware nod to the show’s solo-listening fanbase.

In March, Comedy Central announced that Tompkins—with Tom Scharpling, who’s the host of WFMU’s The Best Show and a writer for Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!—will develop a show called Evil Genius. It will follow uber-villain Professor Tiberius Lynch (Tompkins), who conquers the world only to find that being diabolical involves a lot of paper pushing. Sounds like Pinky and the Brain meets The Office, with a wacky storyline to let Tompkins shine like the crazy diamond he is. But the big question might be whether a sitcom is the best route these days for a rising comedian.

Take Louis CK, the reigning king of sharp-edged sad-sackery, who suffered through two abortive sitcom attempts before hitting on the darker, experimental formula of FX’s sleeper hit Louie. His eponymous show was last year’s underdog success story: Its ratings have steadily climbed, helped by old episodes streaming on Netflix, and it gathered two Emmy noms and was recently picked up for a third season. Part of the draw is that the show’s vignettes are self-contained enough that a viewer can drop in and out and still follow along. More plot-heavy, insular shows, like Community, have had harder luck of late.

In any case, Evil Genius would give Tompkins the resources he deserves and bring his name to a wider audience. And if it only lasts a season or two, we’ll always have nighttime on the Internet.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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