The official job numbers are dismal enough, but they omit a whole section of the population: those of us who are underemployed. Even though some of us have wriggled our way into our preferred profession, we’re still only working 15 hours a week or cobbling together a living through freelance gigs. Others are interns with a few bartending shifts or in dead-end, low-paying jobs for which they are overqualified. It’s almost as depressing, if less financially dangerous, as not having a job at all.

Some people certainly prefer the flexibility and freedom of contract work or a couple different jobs. If you can make it work, then by all means, be a freelancer. But sometimes you just want the validation of a salary, a business card, and a feeling of security. Part of this is luck of the draw—being around when a spot at your workplace opens up. But there’s a way to increase the odds and make yourself indispensable, so you can finally start getting that twice-a-month paycheck.


Embrace the second shift. This may seem obvious, but rule number one is to work your ass off. It isn’t enough to be clever or have good ideas. You get noticed when you put in the extra time, too. When Trisha started working at a communications firm, she “volunteered for jobs no one else would do.” Kim, who works in sales in Phoenix, says that at her part-time job, “when work ran out, I found more. I asked to learn every process someone would teach me and volunteered to help people who were overloaded in my spare time. I came in early and left late.” She was quickly promoted to a full-time staffer.

That’s not to say staying long hours at the office will get you promoted single-handedly, especially if your profession requires you to be out and about. Miriam was working as a temporary organizer at a nonprofit organization in Philadelphia when she resolved to be hired full-time after her contract was up. “But I wasn’t going to work there until 8 p.m. for no reason,” she says. “After a while, people are just waiting at their desks screwing around on the Internet, so it looks like they’re doing more work than they are.”

Miriam figured her energy could be just as well-spent outside the office. “I left right at 5:30, but I was doing work off the clock—talking to business owners in the community, having networking drinks, getting myself ‘known’ around the neighborhood,” she says. “I had a huge list of contacts in three months. So I came to my boss at the end of my tenure and essentially said, ‘This is where I’ve been and these are the people I’ve met. You need me.’”

Outside contacts aren’t the only thing you’ll need. Within your workplace, be sure to…

Make some friends. An element of competition isn’t bad, but if you make everyone resent you, it won’t ingratiate you to supervisors. Kim says that “the biggest [factor to be hired full-time] was volunteering to work on projects that made other people look good to their managers … I created allies and internal references.”

This strategy depends on the industry—creative professions like writing or filmmaking, for instance, have more opportunity for collaboration than, say, accounting—but no matter what, you should be thinking of your company as the sum of its parts, even if your priority is to get that benefits package.

When it comes to an internship, stick around. There are tons of internships that aren’t worth it, but occasionally one can truly help you blossom. Here’s some advice: Hold onto it for dear life, especially if it’s at a new and growing company. Phil started as an intern for a fledgling real estate firm in San Francisco, and saw early on that the business was rapidly expanding. So after his four months were up, he stuck it out while moonlighting as a barback.

“Eventually they just hired me because I’d been there for a long time and knew the ropes,” he says. “I didn’t expect it to happen on its own—I definitely had a heart-to-heart with my employer a couple of times where I said, ‘I can do this, I would love to work here for real.’ But it helped a lot that I’d seen the company grow and knew what it was worth.”

Identify a few things that your coworkers don’t know, then learn them. The advantage to having a little distance from the everyday routine of a job is that you have plenty of time to determine holes. Are you working at a media company that doesn’t have a staffer with Final Cut knowledge? Are you interning at an advocacy organization whose Twitter skills are nonexistent? Exploit that shit.

“I worked at an ad agency and did print, web, and video,” one GOOD reader wrote on our Facebook page. “I became pretty handy to have around.” Stella turned her internship into a full time gig “by being able to do everything no one else was able to do. I taught myself how to use Adobe Suite and PowerPoint like a pro and showed up anytime anyone needed help with anything.”

Channel Peggy Olsen. Sometimes, you don’t have to wait for openings at your company. If you’re really good at what you do, if your skills are unique enough, your supervisor will have no choice other than to hire you because of you and your ambitious ideas, not just because you’re next in line. Did Peggy hang around for years until Don Draper needed a new junior copywriter? No—she moonlit outside of her 9-to-5, and kicked ass at it.

A side project will not only help you determine your passions, but may even score you a promotion. That’s how GOOD contributor Mac McClelland got her current position as Mother Jones’ human rights reporter. “I went to Thailand to check out this Burmese refugee situation I was curious about, and by the time I came home was obsessed with the idea of writing a book about it,” she says. “I figured that in order to write a book, it would be helpful to have contacts in publishing.” An internship at Mother Jones turned into an entry-level copy editor job, which under normal circumstances would be a tough path to any staff writer position. But the job gained Mac just enough access to pitch a story for the magazine, and the story was what got the agents calling. At that point, Mother Jones‘ editor-in-chief figured Mac needed a new job.

“Writing the book while I was working full-time as a copy editor was totally awful, honestly,” says Mac. “I worked nights, weekends, vacation, comp time, relentlessly, any spare time I had on that book, and it was a grueling, grueling year…But I was in it to win it and had a clear goal and clear deadlines I was determined to meet.”

Working twice as hard is a lot better than coasting at a job that underuses your skills, Mac says. “You never know what sort of opportunities your side project will create—whether in your regular job or in a new, way better one.”

Illustration by Andres Guzman

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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