This Taste of Tech post is the second in a series exploring the science and technology of food in partnership with Gearfuse. Don’t miss last week’s speculation on breathable cacao, the strawberry genome, and designer glands by Matthew Battles.


I stumbled across Food Texture and Viscosity: Concept and Measurement, a 2002 title written by Malcolm Bourne and published by Academic Press, while trying to work out what on earth a Boucher Electronic Jelly Tester could possibly be. For those of you who would also like to know, all I can tell you is that it is no longer manufactured, but that in its place, Bourne recommends using a Stevens LFRA Texture Analyzer. Thus hooked, I read on, eager to learn more about these mysterious food measuring devices.

The LFRA Texture Analyzer, which is described at some length in a chapter on “Force Measuring Instruments,” is apparently a “general-purpose tester for soft products” designed for use on “meat pastes, foams, various gels, and some fats.” Its purpose is to measure the strength of food gels in terms of “the weight (in grams) needed by a probe (normally with a diameter of 0.5 inches) to deflect the surface of the gel by 4 mm [just over one eighth of an inch] without breaking it.”

Further on, Bourne introduces the Maturometer (an Australian-designed instrument made to measure the maturity of green peas), the Penetrometer (originally developed to measure the firmness of bitumen, but now used to determine the yield point of butter, margarine, and other solid fats), and the Bostwick Consistometer, widely used to sample the viscosity of ketchup. (For example, the United States standard for tomato ketchup stipulates that Grade A and B quality “should flow not more than 9 cm [4.5 inches] in 30 seconds at 20°C [68°F] in a Bostwick Consistometer.)

I could keep going—the Haugh Meter, which measures albumen thickness in eggs; the Tuc Cream Corn Meter, used to measure the distance a semifluid food flows across a plate in a standard time; or the Mixograph, used to plot changes in torque as wheat dough is kneaded—but you get the idea.

Meanwhile, in the average home or restaurant kitchen, the only instruments available for measuring food—for understanding it on a scientific, quantified basis, rather than by relying on the vagaries of individual sensory perception—are measuring cups, scales, and perhaps a thermometer.

In other words, for the vast majority, our technical appreciation of food is limited to its size, volume, and temperature. Meanwhile, industrial food technologists maintain a battery of technical apparatus—machines that promise to deliver a wealth of rigorous, verifiable truth about food. And by use of those apparatus, they build an alternative food reality.

What I mean by that is that when you design an instrument to measure something, it has both a reflective and projective capacity—a feedback loop, of sorts. Such a device will help you understand the thing you use it to measure, but it also defines a particular model of reality, based on the assumptions, distortions, and blind spots of its maker.

So, while I’m lost in wonder at the ingenuity and potential embodied in the FirmTech2 or the Farinograph, it also seems to me that as food technologists re-learn and re-imagine food, using their tools to translate between human perception and an almost infinitely variable physical manifestation, they are also replacing one model of food for another. The food revolution, in this analysis, can be understood as the steady encroachment of the Ridgelimeter (used for measuring pectin sag) and its kin onto millennia of culture and sensory receptor evolution, replacing a more diffuse, personal, and holistic understanding of food with their stripped-down, single-unit metricization.

On the other hand, we can now optimize a bowlful of cherries for identical juiciness.

Thanks to Ed Keller for his reflections on the instrumentality of instruments, delivered as part of BLDGBLOG’s Landscape Futures Super-Workshop.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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