How tweeting, googling, and McJobs have changed the way we use branded words.
When the American Dialect Society met in Baltimore in early January, many words were recognized. “Hiking the Appalachian trail” (the Mark Sanfordism) was voted Most Euphemistic, “sea kitten” (PETA’s silly reinvention of fish) earned Most Unnecessary, and “Dracula sneeze” (blowing a honker into the crook of your elbow to spread fewer germs) won Most Creative. But the big ticket items were “tweet” as word of the year and “google” the verb as word of the decade-two terms not only notable for their popularity, but because both are examples of the generification of language, since “tweet” and “Google” are proprietary terms. The powers-that-be at Google and Twitter may love the publicity, but they can’t like that their words are entering the public domain-companies never have and never will.

As W.A. Brewer observed in a 1987 article in American Speech, “Every entrepreneur’s dream is to hear his trademark become a household word; his nightmare is then to have his intellectual property dissociated from his particular product or service and become generic.” This process-sometimes called “genericization,” “generification,” “genericide,” or (as Orin Hargraves puts it) “trademark creep”-is a common, neverending process. Common words that started as specific, trademarked products include “zipper,” “thermos,” “escalator,” “popsicle,” “band-aid,” and “pooper-scooper.”

Some-like Kleenex, Xerox, and Jell-o-cling to their trademark, even as the terms are used colloquially for any brand. As Hargraves wrote in Visual Thesaurus, trademark creep is “a predictable outcome of living in a world where mass consumerism and saturation marketing is the rule rather than the exception. This is coupled, of course, with what we might call linguistic Darwinism: the survival, propagation, and diversification of the best word for something, based on a consensus of speakers.”

That linguistic Darwinism is, for businesses, a case of too much success. Trademark lawyer Jessica Levy gave me a crash course on the topic via email, writing that “…terms are at risk of losing their trademark status when a trademark user’s competitors have no option but to use that trademark to identify their own competing products. This problem occurs when companies adopt a trademark without identifying the generic term for the product designated by the trademark.” I would make this error if I sold my ingenious new invention the Doowhackey-and the only way I could describe it is by saying…well, it’s a doowhackey.

Levy elaborated, “The best example I can think of is RollerBlade. When they came on the scene, I believe they used the term to identify the product itself-and used it in both plural and singular. When competitors came out with their own products, what could they call them? There wasn’t a generic term to identify the skates. So RollerBlade, I believe, had to quickly come up with ‘in-line skates’ as a generic term, and start reinforcing its use of RollerBlade as a trademark rather than as the generic term. The same thing happened with Starbucks: They came out with ‘Frappuccino,’ and competitors clamored to use the same portmanteau of ‘frappe’ and ‘cappuccino.’ Oops-so they had to backpedal to come up with ‘blended beverage.’”

In a related case, even when a brand name sticks with one product, it takes on meanings that aren’t quite what their owners intend-like McDonald’s. For example, the Oxford English Dictionary defines “McDonaldization” as “The spread of influence of the type of efficient, standardized, corporate business or culture regarded as epitomized by the McDonald’s restaurant chain. More widely: the spread of the influence of American culture.” That’s been in use since at least 1975: “The McDonaldization of America… Not only are hams becoming uniformly bland, but so is American taste. Not only are local beers disappearing, but so is local identity.”

The burger juggernaut likes the meaning of “McJob” even less: “An unstimulating, low-paid job with few prospects, esp. one created by the expansion of the service sector.” That dates from at least 1986: “The fast-food factories: McJobs are bad for kids.” When “Mc” is officially recognized as shorthand for everything awful about standardization, Ronald McDonald is definitely not McLovin’ it.

Given how rapidly new technologies go from total obscurity to American-Idol-like popularity-Twittering, TiVoing, and Photoshopping being prime examples-it seems likely this process will continue and accelerate. I, for one, think that’s awesome. There’s something distinctly power-to-the-people-y about the way these terms get reinvented. As Genine Lentine and Roger W. Shuy (who has also written on the topic on Language Log) wrote in American Speech
In other words, language is a mass phenomenon: a natural, evolving, multi-tentacled beast not easily tamed. You or I can do jack squat to change English. We’re powerless. It’s kind of cool that mega-corporations like McDonald’s and Google are sometimes in the same boat.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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