There is no shortage of information on the internet about Obama’s new cabinet, but it’s scattered in a lot of different places, and sometimes it’s a bit much to digest. So, like the nice folks at Zagat, we’ve taken the scattered ephemera of the 44th cabinet and collected it below, in an easy to digest format.


AGRICULTUREName: Tom VilsackAge: 59Education: Hamilton College, Albany Law SchoolPrevious job: Governor of IowaWhat he’s supposed to do now: Make sure farmers are happy, and the food we eat is safe.Survey says: Tom Vilsack served as the “40th Governor of the state of Iowa” before “kicking off his 2008 presidential run.” While considered a “shoo-in” for confirmation, sustainable agriculturalists worry that “You can’t be a politician from Iowa and not be identified with a pro-corn, pro-ethanol stance,” and that he “promoted the interests of large agribusiness.”

DEFENSE

Name: Robert GatesAge: 65Education: College of William & Mary, Indiana University (M.A.), Georgetown University (Ph.D.)Previous job: Director of the CIA; President of Texas A&M Secretary of Defense (under George W. Bush);What he’s supposed to do now: Coordinate all the functions of the United States’s armed services.Survey says: While some lament the “stay-the-course feel” of keeping Gates on in his current capacity, and that appointing a Republican to this positions “makes [Democrats] look like they’re too wimpy to be trusted to run the building,” many agree that “it suggests an awareness of the importance of continuity at a time of war.” Obama-bonus: Gates “would not have to be reconfirmed by the Senate.”

EDUCATION

Name: Arne DuncanAge: 44Education: HarvardPrevious job: Professional basketball player (Australia); C.E.O. of Chicago Public SchoolWhat he’s supposed to do now: Foster educational excellence.Survey says: Playing basketball in college, Duncan was described as “one of the most talented players in the city whom no one ever heard about.” In Chicago, he and Obama used to play pickup games that “flowered into frequent discussions of education policy.” He brings seven years experience working as the head of the nation’s “third-biggest school district,” though critics worry he has “little of the national political experience that education secretaries often need in representing the White House’s educational agenda before Congress.”

ENERGY

Name: Steven ChuAge: 60Education: University of Rochester, University of California, BerkeleyPrevious job: Nobel Prize-winning experimental physicistWhat he’s supposed to do now: Deal with energy policy, especially nuclear development and nuclear safety.Survey says: Chu “gets the urgent need to act on global warming,” which has scientists and politicians alike dancing in the aisles as another member joins “Obama’s Green Dream Team.” While he has limited “experience inside the Beltway,” he is a hardcore nerd who recognizes that we need to deal with climate issues, because “there’s nowhere else to go.”

INTERIOR

Name: Ken SalazarAge: 53Education: Colorado College; University of Michigan Law SchoolPrevious Job: U.S. Senator from ColoradoWhat he’s supposed to do now: Manage and conserve all federal land.Survey says: People love this man. This sort of says it all “He is respected in Colorado by politicians of both parties for his measured approach and is praised as an honest broker, particularly by environmentalists, but also by business interests.” He often wears a dope “cowboy hat … and bolo tie.”

JUSTICE

Name: Eric HolderAge: 57Education: ColumbiaPrevious Job: Deputy Attorney General; attorney at Covington & BurlingWhat he’s supposed to do now: Enforce the law, and ensure fair and impartial administration of justice.Survey says: Holder holds (nyuck nyuck) “a heavyweight résumé bursting with legal and law enforcement credentials.” His role in the “infamous Mark Rich pardon” has divided democrats and republicans somewhat, but during his confirmation hearing, “witnesses prais[ed] Holder despite past disagreements.”

LABOR

Name: Hilda SolisAge: 51Education: Cal Poly PomonaPrevious Job: U.S. House of Representatives, CaliforniaWhat she’s supposed to do now: Enforce and suggest laws regarding unions and the workplace.Survey says: Solis has “A reputation as an advocate for low-wage workers” and is also a big time union booster (“I know that my seven siblings and I would not be where we are today without the wages and other protections my parents earned with the help of their union“). Solis would be tasked with implementing the Green Jobs Act, which she faught to “smuggle through” a hostile Congress in 2007.

STATE

Name: Hillary ClintonAge: 61Education: Wellesley College; Yale LawPrevious job: First Lady; U.S. Senator from New YorkWhat she’s supposed to do now: Be the United States’s diplomat-in-chief.Survey says: Described as “a naturally gifted diplomat,” Obama’s appointment of Clinton was seen as an example of his ability to “turn a rival into a partner.” Some wonder if “Hillary’s appointment as secretary of state could pose a conflict of interest” with her husband’s numerous business and philanthropic contacts the world over, most just agree that “Hillary is seriously popular” right now.

TRANSPORTATION

Name: Ray LaHoodAge: 63Education: Bradley UniversityPrevious job: U.S. House of Representatives, IllinoisWhat he’s supposed to do now: Make our transportation system fast, efficient, and up to date.Survey says: Most regard Obama’s appointment of LaHood as a “surprise;” “It appears as though others with longer, more distinguished résumés were bypassed.” Even so, LaHood brings “a centrist reputation and a proven ability to work across party lines.” The Republican congressman from Illinois would “play a major role in overseeing the huge public works program the administration plans to implement to stimulate the flagging economy.”

TREASURY

Name: Timothy GeithnerAge: 47Education: Dartmouth; Johns HopkinsPrevious job: International Monetary Fund; President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New YorkWhat he’s supposed to do now: Manage government revenue (or lack thereof).Survey says:Tim Geithner, this mess is yours.” Thankfully, he seems equipped to handle it: he has “a deep understanding of monetary and fiscal policy and broad experience in international trade issues,” and is “smart but not arrogantly so and has a wry sense of humor.”

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

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    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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