Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America, the failing bank in which U.S. government is now the largest shareholder, decided it would be a good idea to hop on his private plane to fly to New York yesterday. Why did he have to fly to New York?To meet with state Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, who is attempting to glean some information about the outrageous bonuses paid to Merrill Lynch employees after the company had lost $25 billion. Bonuses, in case you don’t know, are generally rewarded for doing well, and at a brokerage firm like Merrill, doing well is defined by making-not losing-money. Just so we’re all clear.Lewis seems to think that the administration, the New York A.G.’s office, and the American people won’t decide to punish him and his bank for his flagrant, more-than-$5,000-an-hour plane flight. Or about his refusal to answer questions about the bank’s bonus structure even though his bank is owned by the American people. Maybe he’s right, or maybe he thinks that people will buy his argument that his time is worth that much. I have to break something to everyone: Bank of America would continue to function entirely fine if Ken Lewis was on a commercial plane for two hours. In fact, after this idiocy, I would venture to say that Bank of America would continue to function better if Ken Lewis was on a commercial flight for the rest of his life. I hope he is in coach next to really fat people with crying babies.
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Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
The online community came through in a big way.
Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.
“A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”
His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.
Otis knew before they did. Canva Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.
So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”
The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.
Any chance your wife is pregnant?
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The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!
“The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”
Redditors responded with similar experiences.
Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.
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So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?
Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”
The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.
This article originally appeared last year.
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