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Bernie Madoff Pleads Guilty, Presents Risk of Flight, Gets Denied Bail, Goes to Jail, Awaits Sentencing

So that happened. But I have to ask: How is it possible that this guy's name is MADOFF??? As in Made Off With Their Money? I know, I know,...

So that happened.But I have to ask: How is it possible that this guy's name is MADOFF??? As in Made Off With Their Money? I know, I know, every newshound and blog-hack in the country has slobbered over that already tired pun, but come on! Made Off? Really?It's like Charles Dickens is actually God.


If, indeed, that is the case, any and all crazy, old, formerly-jilted brides with dreams of becoming a benefactress for a lowly blogger should reach out to me in the comments. I'll happily change my name to Pip if that's what it takes.Dickens image.
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