Found: Kids Say the Darndest Things

---

So apparently mean girls start early-or in this case, third grade early.

The story goes that a teacher at a charter school in Washington, DC found the above note on her classroom floor. The rest is, well, history.

I must say, the breadth of such taxonomy is both disturbing and also quite clever. Be sure to check out the full list of 90 separate classifications (unfortunately, 44-58 seem to be missing) over at Flickr.

Which number are you?

[Via And I Am Not Lying.]