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Michele Bachmann

The gist: Rather than appearing in her latest web-only ad, Bachmann exposes her competitors for what they are: fake conservatives. Gingrich sat in a love seat with Nancy Pelosi. Romney was pro-choice. Rick Perry supports "illegals."

The theory: Political purity trumps facts, logic, and electability.

The money shot: Does Bachmann realize she's quoting a Radiohead song?

The verdict: Boring, but comforting for conservative diehards.